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From The Ministry of Magic's Archives...

By Vitoria BasMay 24, 2016
Wizarding world bureaucracy: just like muggle bureaucracy, but with more animation! Oh, and instead of waiting in line at the DMV, you have to enter through the toilet. If you glean one lesson from this treasure trove of official Ministry documents, let it be that the des More  →
Official Ministry of Magic Documents

Friday the 13th HORROR-SCOPES

By Vitoria BasMay 13, 2016
If you've ever wondered how you'd die in a horror movie (are you a pre-title credits casualty or will you fall victim to a nefarious garage door around the midway point?), look no further than these very special Friday the 13th horoscopes!  Capricorn, I've got my eye on yo More  →
Friday the 13th HORROR-SCOPES

The Hogwarts Class of '78 Yearbook Photos

By Vitoria BasMay 12, 2016
Has there ever been a graduating class as skilled in the art of Harry Potter Protection than the Hogwarts Class of 1978? We submit that there has not! And so, for your viewing-while-sobbing pleasure, we present yearbook photos from a simpler time. A time when Wormtail's only More  →
The Hogwarts Class of '78 Yearbook Photos

10 Romantic Moves in Literature That Are Actually Creepy in Real Life

By Vitoria BasApril 18, 2016
Some buy flowers for the people they love' others watch them sleep for nine straight hours. More  →
10 Romantic Moves in Literature That Are Actually Creepy in Real Life

What I Learned from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

By Vitoria BasMarch 29, 2016
If you've never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you're missing out on some amazing jackets, top-notch adolescent rebellion, and the birth of Day Bow Bow. But don't take my work for it; let Vitoria give you the rundown of the best lessons from the movie that showed us h More  →
What I Learned from <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>

Star Wars: The Force Goes to Bed

By Vitoria BasFebruary 24, 2016
After a long day of awakening the force (or preparing to fight it), falling into your cozy bed is everything. Here's where the characters of Star Wars: The Force Awakens lay their weary heads—and drones. More  →
Star Wars: The Force Goes to Bed

Uncomfort Food (With The Smiths)

By Vitoria BasFebruary 16, 2016
It's February. It's cold & grey & gloomy. There's only one thing to do: tuck into some of your favorite comfort foods, and WALLOW. We're pretty sure Morrissey would agree (just don't tell him about the chicken wings).  More  →
Uncomfort Food (with The Smiths)

Always.

By Vitoria BasJanuary 15, 2016
R.I.P. Alan Rickman, our one true Snape and Spiritual Grandpa. 21 February 1946—14 January 2016 ... More  →
Always.

Why David Bowie Was So Important

By Vitoria BasJanuary 15, 2016
R.I.P. David Bowie, 8 January 1947 – 10 January 2016.  More  →
Why David Bowie Was So Important

The Most Under-Appreciated Characters in All of Harry Potter

By Vitoria BasDecember 16, 2015
TBH, we can't wait for the inevitable day that Vitoria Bas teams up with J.K. Rowling herself to illustrate the forthcoming edition of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hashtag-Ban (IT's A FIRST DRAFT, OKAY?). But until then, we get to keep soaking up her brilliant HP ima More  →
The Most Under-Appreciated Characters in All of <i>Harry Potter</i>