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The Sorting Test

By ElodieJanuary 16, 2018
If this is the first time you’ve ever taken a Sorting Test, then congratulations! You’re unique. The rest of us have taken about a hundred of these things, and then we took them again because we didn’t get the result we were looking for. But here’s... More  →
The Sorting Test

Shakespeare Plays Summed Up In Relatable Headlines

By ElodieJanuary 16, 2018
I’m a simple woman. You take a headline from The Onion and slap it over a piece of relevant media, I laugh. And since I need to feel like I’m doing my part here on the Internet, I decided to do this exact thing with all the books on your English syllabus.  And when More  →
Shakespeare Plays Summed Up In Relatable Headlines

Welcome to 2018! Here's Your Horoscope for THE ENTIRE YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 16, 2018
HAPPY 2018, NERDS. We're now 16 days into January, which means that if you're anything like us, you broke all your resolutions 15 days ago. Fortunately, you've got the rest of the year to improve, and reading this slideshow is the first step (actually, the first step is gett More  →
Welcome to 2018! Here's Your Horoscope for THE ENTIRE YEAR

Auntie SparkNotes: It Is Okay to Crush on My TA?

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 15, 2018
Auntie is out today, so we're bringing you a vintage post from the Auntie vault!—eds  Dear Auntie, I have a question concerning the ethics of crushing on a TA. I'm a junior in college and I've recently acquired a crush on one of my chemistry lab... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It Is Okay to Crush on My TA?

QUIZ: How Dateable Would You Be in the 15th Century?

By ElodieJanuary 15, 2018
You’d think people wouldn’t be too concerned with dateability when they’re dealing with things like the Hundred Years’ War, but that didn’t stop the men and women of the 1400s from putting on their best sweeping gowns or belted doublets and hitting up the country... More  →
QUIZ: How Dateable Would You Be in the 15th Century?

QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 15, 2018
Some people dream about unicorns and being able to fly; other people dream about regular, non-magical horses beating them up for their lunch money, and being completely unable to fly at all, cursed to just walk around like a normal person.  TLDR, your dreams about... More  →
QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

If Literature's Biggest Romantics Could Text

By ElodieJanuary 15, 2018
There is no one in the history of the world who is GOOD at texting. I myself have sent thousands of texts over the course of my life, and all of them were a mistake. Mostly it’s just people saying “Hey, are you busy?” and me texting back “Sorry, I just saw this!” t More  →
If Literature's Biggest Romantics Could Text

Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate Talking About My Problems

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 12, 2018
Hey Auntie! I want to preface this by saying that I'm not generally unhappy. I don't feel tragically misunderstood, and my issues are typically pretty standard. I'm just a little concerned about a... thing. Thing being: I hate talking to people about my personal woes. It doesn't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate Talking About My Problems