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This Colorado School District Switched to a Four-Day School Week, Which is Either a Good Idea or a Bad Idea, Depending on Who You Ask

By ElodieAugust 17, 2018
Mondays are the worst. Sundays are bad, Thursdays are chaotic, and Wednesdays are just rude, but Mondays catapult you into a brand-new week you did nothing to prepare for. As a result, Mondays are the most hated of days (as well they should be). I... More  →
This Colorado School District Switched to a Four-Day School Week, Which is Either a Good Idea or a Bad Idea, Depending on Who You Ask

The 13 Biggest Overreactions in Literature, As Told in Texts

By ElodieAugust 17, 2018
Characters in classic literature are good at a great many things, including but not limited to eating stale bread, wearing corsets, and dying of consumption. Yet there is one thing they do so well as to render the rest of us AMATEURS, and that thing is OVERREACTING. I consi More  →
The 13 Biggest Overreactions in Literature, As Told in Texts

40 Questions You Should Definitely Ask In Your English Class

By ElodieAugust 16, 2018
Contrary to popular belief, the worst thing ever is not spiders, or even death. The worst thing ever is required class participation. It’s terrifying. Look, some of us can’t just make mouth-words on the fly, okay? Some of us need at least three days’ notice... More  →
40 Questions You Should Definitely Ask In Your English Class

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Borrowed Money and Won't Pay Me Back

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 16, 2018
Hi Auntie, My friend and coworker—let's call her Suzie—borrowed $200 from me about 8 months ago. It was for her medication, so being a good friend I lent it to her after she promised that she would pay me back when she got her next paycheck... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Borrowed Money and Won't Pay Me Back

Macbeth As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieAugust 16, 2018
"But Elodie, they didn’t have texting in Shakespeare’s day," I can hear you saying. But I’ll tell you right now: you cannot read this article with an attitude like that. You simply can’t. For the purposes of this slideshow, Macbeth had an iPhone 6s, Lady Macbeth had More  →
Macbeth As Told in a Series of Texts

7 Popular Shakespeare Quotes That Shakespeare Never Actually Wrote

By ElodieAugust 15, 2018
As you and I both know, Shakespeare wrote a lot of things, but he didn’t write everything. Unfortunately, there are some people who are not us and therefore don’t know that. As a result, the Internet is just full of T-shirts, posters, and cross-stitch patterns touting More  →
7 Popular Shakespeare Quotes That Shakespeare Never Actually Wrote

Presenting...Your Horoscope for the ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 15, 2018
It is time once again to go BACK TO SCHOOL, and if you are a regular human person, the thought of doing homework, showering more than once a week, and just generally being alive in public can be daunting indeed. But you are nothing if not highly capable (kind of!), medium More  →
Presenting...Your Horoscope for the ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR