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Auntie SparkNotes: Campus Catholic Crushing

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 17, 2017
Good morning, Auntie! I’m a college junior, and I have a friend who we’ll call “Bob.” Bob and I have been friends for a year now, and 11 months ago, Bob confessed that he had feelings for me. I didn’t have feeling for him, so I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Campus Catholic Crushing

Snapchats from Classic Literature

By ElodieNovember 17, 2017
Don’t pretend you’re too good for Snapchat. The truth is, nobody is too good for the dog filter—not you, not I, and not even classic literature. We’ve done a few of these things before, so I’m guessing by now you know the drill. I make the slideshow, you chuc More  →
Snapchats from Classic Literature

QUIZ: What Annoying Question Is Your Family Going to Ask You on Thanksgiving?

By ElodieNovember 17, 2017
The holidays are upon us, which means it's time once again to stuff our faces with carbs while sidestepping questions like "So why don't you have a boyfriend yet?" and "So what are you going to do with your life?" If your grandma's going to fling this sort of... More  →
QUIZ: What Annoying Question Is Your Family Going to Ask You on Thanksgiving?

If Fictional Characters Had Tinder

By ElodieNovember 17, 2017
Given the haunted crypt that is my love life, it makes sense that I would eventually meander my way on over to Tinder, which is like the Taco Bell of dating. And having now swiped right and left  to my lonely heart's desire, I can confirm with absolute certainty that the si More  →
If Fictional Characters Had Tinder

Classic Literature: Expectations vs. Reality

By ElodieNovember 16, 2017
When it comes to the books on your English syllabus, you usually know what you’re getting yourself into. Whether you’ve read them already or not, you have at least some idea what to expect. For instance, Romeo and Juliet fall in love so hard they... More  →
Classic Literature: Expectations vs. Reality

The 6 Biggest Spoilers in Shakespeare

By Taylor NolesNovember 16, 2017
Shakespeare is well-known for his comedies, historical plays, and tragedies. Less famous for his mysteries, though. As you're about to see, dude can't keep a secret—he has a habit of letting spoilers slip pretty early in a lot of his plays. More  →
The 6 Biggest Spoilers in Shakespeare

The Thirstiest Literary Characters, RANKED

By Maddy AaronNovember 16, 2017
If you have zero cool, lots of enthusiasm, a massive crush on someone who maybe isn't aware of your existence, and a history of sending texts like, "I NOTICED THAT YOU LIKE BURRITOS I LIKE BURRITOS TOO MAYBE DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND AND KISS ME ON MY MOUTH", there's a More  →
The Thirstiest Literary Characters, RANKED

Auntie SparkNotes: My Parents Are Making My Brother Get a Vasectomy

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 15, 2017
Dear Auntie, I have a 17-year-old younger brother who we'll call Bob. Bob has had low-functioning autism all his life and cannot speak (although he can make humming and grunting noises). However, even though he's been confirmed by psychologists to have a lower-than-average IQ, he... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Parents Are Making My Brother Get a Vasectomy