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Shakespeare Plays Ranked in Order of How Easy They Are to Study

By ElodieJune 18, 2018
At best, Shakespeare’s plays are bit difficult. At worst, they are a baffling jumble of non-words and should be thrown into the fire immediately. I spend most of my time looking for Shakespeare lines that I can take out of context to suit my own nefarious purposes, so I More  →
Shakespeare Plays Ranked in Order of How Easy They Are to Study

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieJune 18, 2018
There have only been two good inventions in the history of mankind: texting, and Harry Potter. (I guess fire, penicillin, and the internal combustion engine are also up there, but for the sake of this intro let’s pretend they’re not.) Texting allows me to talk to peopl More  →
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, As Told in a Series of Texts

QUIZ: Are You an Introvert, an Extrovert, or a Trickster God?

By ElodieJune 15, 2018
Everyone likes to say there are two kinds of people, but that is false. There are actually three kinds of people: introverts, extroverts, and trickster gods who worship chaos and may very well doom us all. ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You an Introvert, an Extrovert, or a Trickster God?

Fictional Dads, Ranked from Best to Worst

By ElodieJune 15, 2018
There are many types of dad. Good dads, bad dads, dads who embarrass you in front of your friends and dads who go above and beyond by dragging your boyfriend through the sewers of Paris to save his life. With all these dads milling about, it stands to reason that some are be More  →
Fictional Dads, Ranked from Best to Worst

Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

By Janet ManleyJune 15, 2018
Part of the appeal of Hogwarts is the coursework: instead of AP chemistry, you get potions; instead of biology, you get to tear around the Forbidden Forest on a Hippogriff as you learn about "Care of Mystical Creatures." Although Hogwarts' academic curriculum was rigorous, s More  →
Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

The 10 Best Dad Jokes in Shakespeare

By ElodieJune 15, 2018
A dad joke is any joke that’s so terrible it elicits groans and ruins lives. It need not originate from a dad, per se, but the common cultural understanding is that most of them do. You’ll find them in wedding speeches, rogue Facebook comments, and conversations in line More  →
The 10 Best Dad Jokes in Shakespeare

7 Fictional Characters Who Didn't Deserve to Have a Happy Ending

By ElodieJune 14, 2018
Sometimes you hate a fictional character so passionately that it almost feels like a betrayal when you reach the end of the book and they DON’T wind up being eaten by wolves or something. You were forced to watch them being terrible for roughly 52 chapters; the least the a More  →
7 Fictional Characters Who Didn't Deserve to Have a Happy Ending

What Summer is Like, Described in Graphs and Charts

By ElodieJune 14, 2018
We have mixed feelings about summer. On the one hand, the weather’s nice and there’s no school. On the other, mosquitos exist and we’re constantly sweaty. Can we all agree on this? Are you with us? Good. Then here is every feeling, either positive or negative, that you More  →
What Summer is Like, Described in Graphs and Charts