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How to Do Your Homework

By ElodieSeptember 19, 2018
If you’re reading this, odds are you’re supposed to be doing something else. Look, it’s not your fault. Algebra is boring; random articles on the Internet are infinitely more appealing. Here’s a handy step-by-step guide to doing your homework. 1. Sit down and carefully arrange your study... More  →
How to Do Your Homework

The 7 Most Savage Moments in Shakespeare

By ElodieSeptember 19, 2018
Look, I get it. On the surface, Shakespeare's works might seem difficult. Some of them are quite sad. People die. But beneath all that fancy jargon and easily preventable tragedy, it's just one hilarious verbal smackdown after another. Seriously, if all you know about Sha More  →
The 7 Most Savage Moments in Shakespeare

Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Saw *Our* Movie Without Me

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 19, 2018
Dear Auntie, Me and my best friend were going to see the movie Eighth Grade from the moment we knew it existed. We didn't talk about it super frequently, but we did mention more than a few times that we were really hype for when it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Saw *Our* Movie Without Me

QUIZ: Would You Be Able to Pass Your O.W.L.s at Hogwarts?

By ElodieSeptember 18, 2018
To me, the most infuriating part of Harry Potter was how everyone acted like casting spells and brewing potions was the rough equivalent of learning the Pythagorean theorem. Harry and Ron routinely fell asleep during History of Magic and procrastinated on their Transfiguration homework. I... More  →
QUIZ: Would You Be Able to Pass Your O.W.L.s at Hogwarts?

The 17 Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush

By ElodieSeptember 18, 2018
Sending a text to your crush that was meant for someone else (i.e. your best friend, your mom, your dentist) is like one of the top 5 ways to accidentally ruin a relationship, right above "burping into their mouth mid-kiss" and right below "just flat-out setting their cat on More  →
The 17 Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush

The Most (& Least) Accurate Onscreen Depictions of College Dorms

By Orli SpiererSeptember 17, 2018
You may have finally accepted the fact that your college dorm won't be guarded by a singing portrait (letting go of your dream of marathoning Riverdale in an overstuffed armchair in the Gryffindor common room was the hardest thing you've ever had to do), but that doesn More  →
The Most (& Least) Accurate Onscreen Depictions of College Dorms

Romeo and Juliet As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieSeptember 17, 2018
If we’re being honest here, Romeo and Juliet is a bit of an excessive read considering the entire plot can be boiled down to "Boy and girl fall in love, six people die, it’s a wild ride from start to finish." The play may be a masterpiece of poetic dramatic structure a More  →
<em>Romeo and Juliet</em> As Told in a Series of Texts