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I Wish, More Than Anything, That Disney Gets Into The Woods Right

By Nicole DiekerOctober 22, 2014

Theater geeks! Did you see Entertainment Weekly’s four new Into the Woods collector’s covers? We get a first look at Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp as the wolf, which I have to say was not what I was expecting (though he IS wearing

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I Wish, More Than Anything, That Disney Gets <i>Into The Woods</i> Right

Auntie SparkNotes: Was I Wrong to Hide My Relationship?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 22, 2014
Hey Auntie, My question today is something that's been on my mind for a while, and I would really like some adult perspective on it (that does not belong to the adults I call Mom and Dad). Back last November when I was a high school freshman,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Was I Wrong to Hide My Relationship?

Need a Last-Minute Halloween Look? Allison Emm & Lucero Have You Covered!

By SparkLifeOctober 22, 2014
LET US GUESS: You're currently knee-deep in the world's fiercest panic attack, because Halloween is 3 seconds away and YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A COSTUME. WORRY NOT, hyperventilating buttskis, for we have your solution: 27 of the greatest, creepiest, cutest, and MOST GENIUS beau More  →
Need a Last-Minute Halloween Look? Allison Emm & Lucero Have You Covered!

Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 22, 2014
Dear Jono, Thanks for being generally awesome. I love your column. Anywho, there's this guy (Winces. SORRY. Cute and original weren't working for me). I met him over the summer at camp, but what we had (have?) was more than just a summer fling. We were at... More  →
Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

8 Things John Mayer Taught Me About Life

By AddisonOctober 22, 2014
John Mayer is my all-time favorite musician, even if he doesn't always let his duet partners do much of the singing. Sure, he went through a dark period of supremely wide-legged pants and sure, sometimes he looks like he's... More  →
8 Things John Mayer Taught Me About Life

7 Punny Mash-Up Costumes to Turn Up Your Halloween

By Eric GrundhauserOctober 22, 2014
Jerry Potter (Harry Potter from everything and Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld) Harry Potter made magic with his wands but Jerry Seinfeld made magic with his words and eternal reruns. Mash these two media powerhouses together and you have more power in one costume than all th More  →
7 Punny Mash-Up Costumes to Turn Up Your Halloween

What If You Didn't Wake Up Like This? We Uncover the Ugly Side of the "Natural Beauty" Trend

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 22, 2014
When we first saw that #iwokeuplikethis selfies were eclipsing shirtless Finnick Odair as the hottest thing on the interwebs, we at SparkLife put on our party hats and did an elaborate series of hip thrusts. Hooray for celebrating our big, wide... More  →
What If You <em>Didn't</em> Wake Up Like This? We Uncover the Ugly Side of the

Open Thread for October 22!

By SparkLifeOctober 22, 2014
C'mon Sparklers! You can do it! The week is half over already! Unless you have gym class today, in which case your week just got 1000x times longer. Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix on the site!... More  →
Open Thread for October 22!

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Friend That She Smells Bad?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2014
Hi Auntie! I have a friend, "D." D is a genius, witty, and someone I have known forever. I don't know exactly what her home life is like, but I do know that she gets absolutely no attention at home, no help with anything. Once, we... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Friend That She Smells Bad?
ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

By SparkLifeOctober 21, 2014
GATHER ALL YE ROUND FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! CEASE TILLING THE FIELDS. BE NO LONGER RUNNING THE MAZE. ARREST YOUR BASKETRY AND PUT DOWN THAT MUG OF BUTTERBEER. SparkLife is looking for tiny Oscar Wilde/Nearly Headless Nick hybrids to pen majestic posts about life, the universe and... More  →