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Auntie SparkNotes: Is He Cheating on Me with Porn?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 23, 2017
Dear Auntie, I recently found out that my boyfriend "occasionally" watches pornography. He and his friend were talking about porn and he said, in front of me, "Yeah I want to give that up for good." And I was like, "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY???" He told... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is He Cheating on Me with Porn?

QUIZ: Which Literary Movement Do You Belong In?

By ElodieJune 23, 2017
Look, I like the twenty-first century as much as the next Internet-addicted youth goblin. But a part of me still FEELS like I should be writing shocking poetry, having rapturous epiphanies in the desert, and hating 1950s consumer culture with the rest of the Beat Generation. Which literary... More  →
QUIZ: Which Literary Movement Do You Belong In?

7 of the Most Mind-Boggling Harry Potter Theories

By ElodieJune 23, 2017
We're not ashamed to say that we're still going to be donning Ravenclaw scarves and squabbling about Severus Snape's questionable status as a hero (ONE BRAVE ACT DOES NOT REDEEM A LIFETIME OF DOUCHINESS) as we settle into nursing homes 50 years from now. This series is the More  →
7 of the Most Mind-Boggling <em>Harry Potter</em> Theories

How to Get Over That College Rejection Letter

By Catherina GioinoJune 23, 2017
It's your worst-case scenario: you've just been rejected by your dream school. You’re haunted by thoughts of what went wrong: was it the fact that you used an absurd and totally unjustifiable amount of interrobangs in your application essay?!!? (Maybe?!) Was it that... More  →
How to Get Over That College Rejection Letter

QUIZ: Are You Too Sensitive?

By Elaine AtwellJune 22, 2017
I'm not crying, this is a Snapchat filter. ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Too Sensitive?

What Your Least Favorite Required Reading Says About You

By ElodieJune 22, 2017
None of us will escape the education system without being forced to read a book that we really, truly do not care for. That’s just how it works. For every book you love, there will be one that makes you long for the sweet siren... More  →
What Your Least Favorite Required Reading Says About You

The Horcrux Test

By Janet ManleyJune 22, 2017
"A Horcrux is the word used for an object in which a person has concealed part of their soul." —Horace Slughorn Eeeee! Nobody is advocating you are capable of a wizardly atrocity, but there are moments in life where you feel your soul torn a little bit,... More  →
The Horcrux Test

The 17 Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush

By ElodieJune 22, 2017
Sending a text to your crush that was meant for someone else (i.e. your best friend, your mom, your dentist) is like one of the top 5 ways to accidentally ruin a relationship, right above "burping into their mouth mid-kiss" and right below "just flat-out setting their cat on More  →
The 17 Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush