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Prepare to Fall in LURVE with Our Newest Hollywood Crushes!

By Emily BrownJuly 27, 2015
The first time I saw Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was in second grade, and it was in that moment that I took one look at Daniel Radcliffe and vowed I would never have a crush on any other actor ever again. Unbeknownst to mini me, there were actors other than Dani More  →
Prepare to Fall in LURVE with Our Newest Hollywood Crushes!

Weatherman Gives Entire Forecast Using Taylor Swift Lyrics

By Emily BrownJuly 20, 2015
It's official: Taylor Swift has infiltrated every last part of our lives. This morning we were 83% sure we saw her face in our cinnamon raisin toast, and shortly thereafter found out that THIS happened: Yep: before T-Swizzleface's concert in DC last Monday, Mike Thomas salt ... More  →
Weatherman Gives Entire Forecast Using Taylor Swift Lyrics

Sir Ian McKellen Reciting Taylor Swift Lyrics Is EVERYTHING

By Emily BrownJuly 17, 2015
Welp—here it is, guys: the pinnacle of the internet. Armed with orange beads and characteristic spectacles, our knight in lava-lamp armor tried his hand at pop culture via the spoken word to promote his upcoming movie Mr. Holmes. And the result is so Ian McKellen. There has ... More  →
Sir Ian McKellen Reciting Taylor Swift Lyrics Is EVERYTHING

Here's What Happened When Daniel Radcliffe Tried Being a Receptionist

By Emily BrownJuly 17, 2015
IT'S A BAD DAY FOR NECK BEARDS, SPARKLERS. In that the one living south of Daniel Radcliffe's face finally kicked the bucket at Nylon headquarters. This is not only a GIANT RELIEF, but also solid proof that if you walk into those offices with an old carpet ... More  →
Here's What Happened When Daniel Radcliffe Tried Being a Receptionist

Why You MUST Go to the Fantastic Beasts Open Casting Call, As Told by Evanna Lynch

By Emily BrownJuly 15, 2015
Warner Bros. might have just announced that they're holding an open casting call for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, but we are in a MAJOR FUNK, Sparklers. Partially because we lost our favorite chapstick, but mostly because THIS: Criteria that must be met in ... More  →
Why You MUST Go to the <i>Fantastic Beasts</i> Open Casting Call, As Told by Evanna Lynch

Arya Stark and Harry Potter Hung Out at Comic-Con and It Was MAGICAL

By Emily BrownJuly 14, 2015
We coined the term "Radcliffe Element of Surprise" after the boy wizard partook in the following series of projects: butt cameo, musical, horror period piece, and horns (?). In the wake of the "horn incident," Dan took his curveball roles down a notch and starred in the not-so-bad ... More  →
Arya Stark and Harry Potter Hung Out at Comic-Con and It Was MAGICAL

Michael Eisner Says Beautiful, Funny Women Are Hard to Come By (WUT?)

By Emily BrownJuly 10, 2015
Today in "It's 2015 and This Is STILL A THING?" we bring you a new, depressing entry in the "Are women funny" "debate," as prompted by former Disney CEO and present billionaire Michael Eisner. In an interview with Goldie Hawn at the Aspen Ideas Festival ... More  →
Michael Eisner Says Beautiful, Funny Women Are Hard to Come By (WUT?)

The First Look at the Sherlock Special Is Everything We Dreamed Of and MORE

By Emily BrownJuly 10, 2015
Remember yesterday? When the BBC released that ~exclusive~ new pic from the Sherlock Victorian special? We freaked out a lot, but soon grew bored of staring at the picture because this isn't the wizarding world and pictures don't move. So we ate some falafel, ate a ... More  →
The First Look at the <i>Sherlock</i> Special Is Everything We Dreamed Of and MORE

The BBC Is Tormenting Us with This New Sherlock Pic

By Emily BrownJuly 9, 2015
Our computer screens were paid a visit by the Sherlock fairy last night, Sparklers, when the BBC released via Twitter a BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW promo image of Bilbo and Smaug marinating in three-piece suits. CUE FREAK OUT: Image via Twitter/@BBCOne The pic prompts a lot of questions, for which there are ... More  →
The BBC Is Tormenting Us with This New <i>Sherlock</i> Pic