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Sam Smith Went Nuts Over a Harry Potter Wand

By Emily BrownMay 26, 2015
If you haven't been acquainted with Sam Smith, then you probably don't know that 1. he is an English singer-songwriter who is six-foot-four-inches in length (six inches more than Taylor Swift), 2. he has existed in human form on this earth for but twenty-three years ... More  →
Sam Smith Went Nuts Over a Harry Potter Wand

Batkid Begins Trailer Will Make Your Eyeballs Leak Indefinitely

By Emily BrownMay 22, 2015
Before you read on, please locate the nearest exit, and also nearest box of tissues because you will want to go outside and tell everyone you know about this trailer but you will likely find this difficult as you will be salting out of your ... More  →
<i>Batkid Begins</i> Trailer Will Make Your Eyeballs Leak Indefinitely

What Do Our FAV Actors Have on Their Playlists?!

By Emily BrownMay 21, 2015
Today in "CELEBRITIES: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US in that they probably don't brush their teeth after lunch," we bring you the fact that they, too, have favorite bands. And that they, too, get their headphone cords tangled to the point of no return (THEY'RE THE ... More  →
What Do Our FAV Actors Have on Their Playlists?!

Chris Pratt Busts Out ALL the Moves in Jurassic World "Stunts 101"

By Emily BrownMay 21, 2015
My left eyelid has been twitching in anticipation ever since daybreak of November 25th, when Universal dropped the trailer for Jurassic World into our bike baskets. To those of you who doth protest the production of a fourth addition to the Jurassic Park series, we have but ONE point: ... More  →
Chris Pratt Busts Out ALL the Moves in <i>Jurassic World</i> "Stunts 101"

Welcome to TSwift's EPIC "Bad Blood" Vid, Starring Her Limitless Supply of Badass Friends & Catwoman Costumes

By Emily BrownMay 18, 2015
Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, T-Sweezy unleashed the flaming HD pixels of her "Bad Blood" music video right into our eyeballs—and Sparklers, the wall-smashing, high fashion, hotly-anticipated masterpiece was a bonfire of MOCKINGJAY PROPORTIONS. Since we have upwards of 12 different Google alerts for TSweezey (because CONSTANT VIGILANCE, ... More  →
Welcome to TSwift's EPIC "Bad Blood" Vid, Starring Her Limitless Supply of Badass Friends & Catwoman Costumes

Science Confirms Cats' Worst Nightmare (They Can't Kill Humans)

By Emily BrownMay 18, 2015
If you own a cat, it is in all likelihood that you love it for all nine of its lives and continue to admire the level of cute it is able to maintain while throwing back an entire can of puréed chicken liver. But feline ... More  →
Science Confirms Cats' Worst Nightmare (They Can't Kill Humans)

Pitch Perfect 2 Review: The Barden Bellas Are Back & They're BETTER THAN EVER

By Emily BrownMay 15, 2015
Last night, we cozied our stems into plush movie theater seats with the rest of the world's aca-obsesssed Anna Kendrick fangirls to bear witness to the snazziest a capella-themed movie since Pitch Perfect (hint: it was Pitch Perfect 2). And it was, indeed, all that and a bag of ... More  →
<i>Pitch Perfect 2</i> Review: The Barden Bellas Are Back & They're BETTER THAN EVER

Don't Hold Your Breath, Sherlock Fans

By Emily BrownMay 15, 2015
What's black, white, and red all over? OUR ANGRY, RED FACES WHEN WE HEAD-DESKED ONTO THE KEYBOARD JUST NOW. A few days ago, writer and producer Steven Moffat announced that filming for season four would begin no earlier than spring of 2016, which means that ... More  →
Don't Hold Your Breath, <i>Sherlock</i> Fans

Winner of Women On 20s Campaign Unsurprisingly Kickass

By Emily BrownMay 13, 2015
Remember when we wrote about the campaign to replace the heat miser on our twenty dollar bill with a woman three zillion times more worthy of that status? You know, the movement to take the Rasputin of colonial America off our internationally recognized hard currency after ... More  →
Winner of Women On 20s Campaign Unsurprisingly Kickass

Gary the Concerned Kitten Vies for Grumpy Cat's Internet Fame

By Emily BrownMay 12, 2015
BREAKING SNOOZE: Grumpy Cat has some big competition, and, as we all know, big things come in little cat-sized packages. This particular package was birthed in Bolton, England in the home of owners Andy and Caroline Entwistle. When the kitten emerged from the womb with ... More  →
Gary the Concerned Kitten Vies for Grumpy Cat's Internet Fame