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Presenting...Your Horoscope for the ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 15, 2018
It is time once again to go BACK TO SCHOOL, and if you are a regular human person, the thought of doing homework, showering more than once a week, and just generally being alive in public can be daunting indeed. But you are nothing if not highly capable (kind of!), medium More  →
Presenting...Your Horoscope for the ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR

QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 7, 2018
THE MAKING OF OUT. Get it right, and you'll forever be known as a seductive force of nature whose macking skills are the stuff of legend. Get it wrong, and you'll spend the rest of your life alone in some sad, abandoned ham factory, wishing for the ... More  →
QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

Every Scene of Hamlet Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2018
First, we gave you the spectacular Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence. Then, we gave you the magnificent Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Single Sentence. And finally, we gave you our masterpiece, Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in More  →
Every Scene of <i>Hamlet</I> Summed Up in a Single Sentence

In Honor of the 20th Anniversary of Sorcerer's Stone, Here Are Our 20 BEST-EVER Harry Potter Posts

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 2, 2018
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the book that kicked off the series that became our reason for living, we rounded up 20 of the best, most beloved, most beautiful, and most hilarious Harry Potter posts, gifs, and illustrations tha More  →
In Honor of the 20th Anniversary of <em>Sorcerer's  Stone</em>, Here Are Our 20 BEST-EVER <em>Harry Potter</em> Posts

20 Questions You MUST Ask Your Crush Before Dating Them

By Chelsea DaggerJune 11, 2018
History has shown us that incompatibility leads to terrible things, like crying and the French revolution and Nick Carroway sucking back martinis like this, an image that will surely haunt your dreams for the rest of your life. If you don't want your relationship to end th More  →
20 Questions You MUST Ask Your Crush Before Dating Them

The 20 Funniest, Most Accurate Literary Memes

By Chelsea DaggerJune 4, 2018
If you're not following us on Instagram, then 1. thanks for nothing, and 2. you're missing out on the greatest literary memes ever to grace the internet. Go smash that follow button, and then come back here to see our 20 best, funniest, and most accurate memes—they're the More  →
The 20 Funniest, Most Accurate Literary Memes

Snapchats from Macbeth

By Chelsea DaggerMay 14, 2018
This slideshow is a perfect storm of Shakespeare and memes—basically, it's everything you've ever wanted. (But the on the off-chance that you also want a line-by-line modern translation of Macbeth, we've got that too. WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, FAM.) More  →
Snapchats from <em>Macbeth</em>

QUIZ: How Well Do You Know Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows?

By Chelsea DaggerMay 8, 2018
HULLO, and welcome to the long-awaited, much-anticipated finale to our Harry Potter quiz series! You should know that I expected exactly 0% of you to make it this far. But if, against all odds, you DID make it this far, then CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER! You've got an uncanny ... More  →
QUIZ: How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows</em>?

BEHOLD: Our 20 Most Popular Quizzes

By Chelsea DaggerApril 23, 2018
Here at SparkLife, we've got a quiz that answers any question you've ever asked, except for how and when you'll die, because that sh*# is just dark and we're not trying to ruin anyone's day (except yours, Clark. You're getting smushed to death by a refrigerator tomorrow, an More  →
BEHOLD: Our 20 Most Popular Quizzes

The 10 Most Important Tips for Writing the Perfect Common App Essay

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2018
Ah, the college application essay—or as we like to call it, "the words upon which your future happiness rests, wherein you must succinctly but masterfully sum up the most profound aspects of yourself and the most influential experiences of your life NO PRESSURE THO STOP CR More  →
The 10 Most Important Tips for Writing the Perfect Common App Essay
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.