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GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 29, 2015
Remember last week, when the style at the Billboard Music Awards reduced our eyeballs to so many smoldering piles of rubble and ash? THAT SURE WAS SWELL. But this week, I thought I'd change things up a bit—one can only inflict so much trauma on one's retinas before they re More  →

IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 22, 2015
PROM SEASON IS UPON US, SPARKLEBUTTS, and though choosing the perfect gown will indubitably be your top priority, don't forget that adorning your FACIAL REGION is also highly important. There are countless ways to get gussied up for the big night, but lest you be overwhelmed More  →
IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!
WIN YOUR PROM with These Red Carpet-Worthy Looks Inspired by JLaw, Emma Watson, & More!

WIN YOUR PROM with These Red Carpet-Worthy Looks Inspired by JLaw, Emma Watson, & More!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 21, 2015
Tell me if this scenario sounds familiar: You're standing outside Emma Watson's apartment. You're dressed in a superbly unconvincing homemade tree costume. You're primed and ready for Emma to walk by, at which point you will drop-tackle her, steal a single strand of her hair More  →
From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

By Chelsea DaggerMay 18, 2015
SPARKLEBUTTS, IF YOU LOVE FASHION, HAVE I EVER GOT A SLIDESHOW FOR YOU!!But unfortunately, it is not this slideshow (it is this one). This slideshow, which recaps last night's Billboard Music Awards, contains (with 1 or 2 exceptions) looks that can most accurately be descri More  →
Lupita, Emma, & MOAR: See All the Stunning Style at Cannes!

Lupita, Emma, & MOAR: See All the Stunning Style at Cannes!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 15, 2015
LET'S DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES AND JUST GET TO SWOONIN', SHALL WE?WE SHALL. CLICK "NEXT." More  →

The Last Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS

By Chelsea DaggerMay 14, 2015
Some of you buttskis have already gone to prom—and to you, we can only say, WE ARE SORRY. You were probably a hot, heated MESS, weren't you? In fact, early reports show that 84% of you accidentally punched your limo driver in the throat, forgot ... More  →
The Last Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS
We Don't Want to Brag, But This Week's All-Caps Style Recap Is Nothing Short of GLORIOUS

We Don't Want to Brag, But This Week's All-Caps Style Recap Is Nothing Short of GLORIOUS

By Chelsea DaggerApril 24, 2015
Buttskis, as far as all-caps recaps go, I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY MAGNUM OPUS—if only because of the ASTOUNDING number of Chris Hemsworth gifs involved. Click through to see what Hermione, Thor, and more wore this week, and then hit the comments so we can discuss whether More  →
BEHOLD: Awkward Yearbook Pix of ALL YOUR FAVORITE FAMOUS PEOPLE

BEHOLD: Awkward Yearbook Pix of ALL YOUR FAVORITE FAMOUS PEOPLE

By Chelsea DaggerApril 21, 2015
As someone who definitely never ever looked like a troll who'd been struck by lightning, or a hybrid of a wig-wearing Leonardo Dicaprio and an Elvish king, or a giant, leering potato with tiny Slinkies for hair, I myself can't relate to the celebs throughout this slideshow w More  →

Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest Jurassic World Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2015
Is your Monday off to a terrible start? Are you struggling to keep your eyes open? Do you find yourself consumed by ennui? Well Sparkler,  CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOMETHING MUCH WORSE, LIKE A GENETICALLY MODIFIED, SEEMINGLY INVINCIBLE KILLING MACHINE ... More  →
Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest <em>Jurassic World</em> Trailer
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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