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JLaw's New Dior Campaign Is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 1, 2015
Our once and future lady-king was recently named the new face of the Dior Addict lipstick collection, and to celebrate, the fashion house released a DAZZLING campaign vid complete with mouth close-ups, chair-spinning, and a tagline that encourages us to finally give our grea More  →
JLaw's New Dior Campaign Is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON
 All the Looks from the 2015 VMAS, Including EVERY SINGLE NIGHTMARISH MILEY CYRUS COSTUME CHANGE

All the Looks from the 2015 VMAS, Including EVERY SINGLE NIGHTMARISH MILEY CYRUS COSTUME CHANGE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 31, 2015
WELCOME BUTTS, ONE AND ALL, TO THE 2015 VMAS, AKA THE MOST VISUALLY REPULSIVE EVENT OF THE CENTURY. I shan't delay what's coming with a lengthy intro—when you're going to plunge into the fiery pits of hell, IT'S BEST NOT TO PROCRASTINATE. And now that you're excited, LET' More  →
These Awesome Outfits Will Solve All Your Back-to-School Style Problems!

These Awesome Outfits Will Solve All Your Back-to-School Style Problems!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 31, 2015
Dragging your butt out of bed for your 8 AM Calc class is hard enough without having to worry about whether or not your pants are actually pants (they're not; you're wearing a t-shirt on your legs again). But we're here to simplify things for ya; we've compiled the cutest, c More  →

The Best of BACK TO SCHOOL: An Epic Roundup of the Greatest Advice, Beauty Tutorials, Lists, & Slideshows We've Ever Published

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2015
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH, BUTTSKIS! Much like an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet located at the top of Mount Doom, going back to school is at once INTIMIDATING and IRRESISTIBLE. Shaking off the sweatpant-encased stupor of summertime and doing stuff like homework, showering m More  →
The Best of BACK TO SCHOOL: An Epic Roundup of the Greatest Advice, Beauty Tutorials, Lists, & Slideshows We've Ever Published

SUCK IT, EDWARD: KStew Brought Taylor Lautner as Her American Ultra Premiere Date

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 19, 2015
If the time machine we've been crafting in the SparkNotes basement (it's made entirely of paper clips and IMAGINATION) finally started working, there is literally only ONE THING that we would go back and change: the fact that Bella Swan chose grumpy, awkward-fest Edward Cullen ... More  →
SUCK IT, EDWARD: KStew Brought Taylor Lautner as Her <em>American Ultra</em> Premiere Date
Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 17, 2015
GREETINGS ON THIS SUB-PAR MONDAY, BUTTSKIS. Do you remember when I posted that All-Caps Recap last month and was like, "I'M TOTALLY GOING TO DO THESE EVERY WEEK!" And then you guys just shook your heads and smiled knowingly and thought, "Oh Chelsea, you sweaty, all-caps- More  →
The Newest <em>Scorch Trials</em> Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

The Newest Scorch Trials Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 27, 2015
SLICK SOME EXTRA-STRENGTH DEODORANT ON YOUR FOREHEADS, SPARKLEBUTTS, BECAUSE AS SHAKESPEARE/NELLY ONCE SAID, IT IS GETTING HAWT IN HERE. The rise in temperature can only be attributed to the brand new trailer for The Scorch Trials (the sequel to 2014's highly underrated Maze Runner), which is ... More  →

Neville Longbottom Cements His Status as the Hottest Hogwarts Alum with this RIDICULOUSLY SCHMEXY Instagram Pic

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 22, 2015
I'm just going to put this here: ARE YOU SWEATING? BECAUSE I AM SWEATING. ALSO SWOONING. Somebody fetch me a fainting couch and some extra-strength deodorant, POST-HASTE. And while you're doing that, take a moment to consider that our favorite cardigan-wearin', Potter-killin', puberty-defyin', basilisk-beheadin', dweeby-dweebin' grandma's boy ... More  →
Neville Longbottom Cements His Status as the Hottest Hogwarts Alum with this RIDICULOUSLY SCHMEXY Instagram Pic
What's Your Perfect Summer Style? Take This Uber-Fun, Fashionable Quiz to Find Out!

What's Your Perfect Summer Style? Take This Uber-Fun, Fashionable Quiz to Find Out!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 21, 2015
If I had my sweaty druthers, we would all wear air-conditioned space suits anytime the temperature rose above 72 degrees. UNFORTUNATELY, air-conditioned space suits have yet to be invented, which is the single greatest failure of our generation (well, that and our apparent i More  →

Got Confidence? ME NEITHER. But We're Gonna Work On That TOGETHER!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 14, 2015
Buttskis, have you ever had one of those days when you looked in the mirror, cringed violently at your own reflection, and thought, "I CANNOT POSSIBLY GO OUTSIDE TODAY, OR EVER AGAIN"? Right, me neither. That was a purely hypothetical example that definitely does not ... More  →
Got Confidence? ME NEITHER. But We're Gonna Work On That TOGETHER!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.