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BenYÓNCE Cumberbatch, a Bulletproof Puppy, & the Adorbs Boston Bruins: The Best of the Interwebs This Week!

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 30, 2014
THE INTERNET GODS HAVE BEEN KIND TO US THIS WEEK, BUTTSKIS. Over the last few days, they've bestowed upon our noble, inordinately sweaty brows not one, not two, but THREE magnificent gifts. IT HAS BEEN A VERITABLE GIFT BONANZA. Check them all out below, then ... More  →
BenYÓNCE Cumberbatch, a Bulletproof Puppy, & the Adorbs Boston Bruins: The Best of the Interwebs This Week!
This <em>Little Mermaid</em>-Themed Wedding Is About To Make Your Disney Dreams Come True

This Little Mermaid-Themed Wedding Is About To Make Your Disney Dreams Come True

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 29, 2014
On Monday morning, as we were peeling our drool-covered retainers from our foreheads and munching exhaustedly on our breakfast fro-yo, we stumbled upon a Little Mermaid-inspired wedding shoot SO BEAUTIFUL that we could hardly believe our sleep-crusted eyes. Were these imag More  →
This ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP Might Be The Greatest Thing You've Ever Laid Eyes Upon

This ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP Might Be The Greatest Thing You've Ever Laid Eyes Upon

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 24, 2014
By the time you're reading this introduction, I will be high in the sky on a plane to Ohio, where I shall spend the weekend mouth-breathing into vats of cottage cheese and watching Storage Wars with my adorable grandparents. THE GLAMOUR IS OVERWHELMING. And since I have such More  →

This Morning Sucks Less Thanks to Chris Hemsworth & the Epic In The Heart of the Sea Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 21, 2014
MORNINGS ARE THE WORST. Case in point: I awoke today to find page 348 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows stuck to my forehead (my super-glue-like drool had affixed it there after I fell asleep reading. THUS PERISHES THE ILLUSION THAT I LEAD A ... More  →
This Morning Sucks Less Thanks to Chris Hemsworth & the Epic <em>In The Heart of the Sea</em> Trailer
Ansel Elgort & Miles Teller Steam Up This Week's ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP

Ansel Elgort & Miles Teller Steam Up This Week's ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 17, 2014
When a slideshow promises STEAM right in the title, you know one of two things must be true:1. IT IS A TRULY STEAM-TASTIC SLIDESHOW. STEAM IS AFOOT. THE AIR IS STEAMY WITH STEAMING STEAMS OF STEAM. OR 2. I couldn't think of any other way to say "LOOK AT ALL THE STRAPPING JA More  →

20 Truly Awful Nicknames That You DEFINITELY Do Not Want

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 17, 2014
BUTTS, I sit before you today a living, breathing example of the incredible transformative power that a great nickname can have. A great nickname can turn a sweaty dork who spends her days taking spectacularly humiliating nose-dives down flights of stairs into a sweaty Sparkitor who spends her days ... More  →
20 Truly Awful Nicknames That You DEFINITELY Do Not Want
HAPPY THURSDAY, TRIBUTES: We've Got Mockingjay Pix GALORE!

HAPPY THURSDAY, TRIBUTES: We've Got Mockingjay Pix GALORE!

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 16, 2014
There are 35 UNBEARABLY long days left until the Mockingjay premiere, and we truly didn't know how we were going to make it through them—until the internet gods smiled down and gave us not only a spine-tingling new trailer but also 11 epic new movie stills to feast our g More  →

Katniss Returns to District 12 in the MIND-FRACKINGLY GOOD New Mockingjay Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 16, 2014
When last we checked in with our dauntless, Dorito-hoovering heroine, things were very bleak indeed: Gale and his come-hither eyebrows were launching crossbow grenades, President Snow was sporting a sobering turtleneck, and poor, brainwashed Peeta was probably locked in a mirrored dance studio somewhere, bleaching his cummerbund and ... More  →
Katniss Returns to District 12 in the MIND-FRACKINGLY GOOD New <em>Mockingjay</em> Trailer
We're Totally Obsessed with Lorraine Loots' Unbelievably Tiny Paintings

We're Totally Obsessed with Lorraine Loots' Unbelievably Tiny Paintings

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 15, 2014
When Cape Town-based artist Lorraine Loots first began her 365 Postcards for Ants series in January 2013, she had no idea that her minuscule images would capture the attention of tens of thousands of people. But her "labor of love" quickly became an internet sensation, a More  →

EXCELLENT NEWS: The #1 Thing JLaw Wants in a Relationship is COOL RANCH DORITOS

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 14, 2014
Unless you've been hibernating in the abandoned ham factory that I keep threatening to abscond to, you've surely heard about J "LAYIN' DOWN THE" Law's epic interview with Vanity Fair. After more than a month of silence about the nude photo leak that affected her ... More  →
EXCELLENT NEWS: The #1 Thing JLaw Wants in a Relationship is COOL RANCH DORITOS
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.