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The 2017 Last-Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS

By Chelsea DaggerMay 12, 2017
Some of you have already gone to prom—and to you, we can only say, WE ARE SORRY. You were probably a hot, heated MESS, weren't you? In fact, early reports show that 84% of you accidentally punched your limo driver in the throat, forgot to ... More  →
The 2017 Last-Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS

Here Are All the Best Celeb Instagrams from Coachella 2017

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2017
If all the celeb instagrams from Coachella are giving you FOMO, then this slideshow...is not going to help. If anything, it'll make things worse. But ask yourself this: would you rather close this window and hope that your FOMO subsides, or click through and see Rihanna in a More  →
Here Are All the Best Celeb Instagrams from Coachella 2017

7 Harry Potter Covers Reimagined by Our Favorite Illustrators

By Chelsea DaggerApril 4, 2017
Previous to the publication of this slideshow—which features amazing reimaginings of all seven Harry Potter covers—our greatest accomplishments in life were eating our own weight in raw cookie dough and getting a 7/10 on this One Direction Lyric or Romeo & Juliet Quot More  →
7 <em>Harry Potter</em> Covers Reimagined by Our Favorite Illustrators

QUIZ: How Well Do You Know Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows?

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 28, 2017
HULLO, and welcome to the long-awaited, much-anticipated finale to our Harry Potter quiz series! You should know that I expected exactly 0% of you to make it this far. But if, against all odds, you DID make it this far, then CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER! You've got an uncanny ... More  →
QUIZ: How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows</em>?

How Well Do You Know Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 15, 2017
Disclaimer: Your results on the previous Harry Potter SparkTests (Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, and Goblet of Fire) may have led you to believe that you're emotionally and mentally equipped to handle this one. Let me be the first to tell you that you ... More  →
How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix</em>?

QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 7, 2017
" THE MAKING OF OUT. Get it right, and you'll forever be known as a seductive force of nature whose macking skills are the stuff of legend. Get it wrong, and you'll spend the rest of your life alone in some sad, abandoned ham factory, wishing for the ... More  →
QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

We Ditched Our Makeup for 24 Hours & Hardly Any of Us Died As a Result

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 1, 2017
We here at SparkLife are committed to bringing you cutting-edge journalism of the finest caliber, and nothing—not fear, nor exhaustion, nor the inevitability of defeat—will keep us from that mission. So it goes without saying that when we were first presented with t More  →
We Ditched Our Makeup for 24 Hours & Hardly Any of Us Died As a Result

The Hottest Celeb Instagrams from the 2017 Oscars

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 27, 2017
Underneath their flawless bone structure (UGH), their dresses crafted from gold krugerrands (WE FEEL POOR JUST LOOKING AT THAT), and their inexplicably glowy shoulders (WE CAN PRACTICALLY SEE OUR REFLECTIONS IN EMILY RATAJKOWSKI'S UPPER ARM), celebs are just like us—they, More  →
The Hottest Celeb Instagrams from the 2017 Oscars

Every "Blogging the Classics" Post Is Now RIGHT HERE

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 23, 2017
POP QUIZ:  1. In The Great Gatsby, how did Jay Gatsby acquire his wealth? Choose one: Ponzi schemes Befriending a rich and lonely widow whose death was ruled an accident, but questions still linger Whatever he was doing in that Wolf of Wall Street movieHorcruxes More  →
Every "Blogging the Classics" Post Is Now RIGHT HERE

How Well Do You Know Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 16, 2017
Let's be real, here, Sparklers: There are far too many good parts of POA for us to ever choose a favorite. There's Hermione unleashing a righteous fury upon the smirking face of Draco Malfoy. There's Sirius asking Harry to live with him, AKA the moment that Reducto'd ... More  →
How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</em>?
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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