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The Most Stunning Style (& a Few Fashion Fails) at the 2015 SAG Awards!

The Most Stunning Style (& a Few Fashion Fails) at the 2015 SAG Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 26, 2015
Do you know what my least favorite thing about Mondays is, butts? EVERYTHING. There is literally no part of Monday that is not the worst—except the part where it turns into Tuesday, and THAT HARDLY COUNTS. Normally I spend Mondays crying quietly and eating breakfast chees More  →
TEETH ARE FOR DWEEBS at the 2015 Critics' Choice Awards

TEETH ARE FOR DWEEBS at the 2015 Critics' Choice Awards

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 19, 2015
For the last 100 years, I have never actually watched an awards show—but when the 2015 Golden Globes came along, I broke my impressive streak in order to bask in the glory of Amy and Tina's comic genius. However, when the Critics' Choice Awards aired last Thursday, I ma More  →

Go BEHIND THE SCENES at the 2015 Golden Globes with Instagrams from Your Fave Celebs!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 14, 2015
Because we knew you buttskis would want to see all the epic pix of celebs glamming up, gettin' down, and winning BIG at the 2015 Golden Globes, we bravely headed to Instagram to stalk your favorite stars. Now, we know what you're thinking: DOES OUR SELFLESSNESS KNOW NO BOUND More  →
Go BEHIND THE SCENES at the 2015 Golden Globes with Instagrams from Your Fave Celebs!
BEHOLD: the Most Glorious Dresses, Cheekbones, & CumberBombs of the 2015 Golden Globes!

BEHOLD: the Most Glorious Dresses, Cheekbones, & CumberBombs of the 2015 Golden Globes!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 13, 2015
Dagger Disclaimer: ONE MILLION APOLOGIES FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS SLIDESHOW, BUTTSKIS! Once again, our photo site failed to post the Golden Globe pix in a timely manner, so I spent most of yesterday alternately shaking my sweaty fists at the sky, being eaten alive by murd More  →
GORGEOUS GOWNS GALORE: What We Want Our Fave Starlets to Wear During Award Season!

GORGEOUS GOWNS GALORE: What We Want Our Fave Starlets to Wear During Award Season!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 8, 2015
AS YOU NO DOUBT REMEMBER, I did two of these slideshows (behold them in all their glory HERE and HERE) at the beginning of the 2014 award season, and ALL OF MY FASHION DREAMS WERE DASHED when not a single starlet donned the dress I had chosen for her *glares pointedly at JLa More  →

SparkLife Presents...the FUNNIEST, AWESOMEST, & MOST POPULAR Slideshows of 2014!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 30, 2014
On the off-chance that THESE POSTS haven't made it clear, we'll just come out and say it: there's nothing we at SparkLife like better than a good, old-fashioned, year-end ROUNDUP. So before 2014 draws to a close, we thought we'd give ya yet another one to feast your sweaty e More  →
SparkLife Presents...the FUNNIEST, AWESOMEST, & MOST POPULAR Slideshows of 2014!
THE ALL-CAPS RECAP YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING OF: The 50 Most Gorgeous Dresses of 2014!

THE ALL-CAPS RECAP YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING OF: The 50 Most Gorgeous Dresses of 2014!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 30, 2014
BUTTS, TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIVES. (OR, LIKE, THE SECOND BEST, AFTER THAT DAY WHEN YOU HAD A MILKSHAKE FOR BREAKFAST AND THEN WATCHED SHERLOCK FOR 19 HOURS STRAIGHT.) TODAY, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL, BREATHTAKING GOWNS OF 2014 AND PUT THEM INTO ONE ST More  →
BEHOLD: The Greatest (& Latest) Last-Minute Gift Guide IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

BEHOLD: The Greatest (& Latest) Last-Minute Gift Guide IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 23, 2014
CHRISTMAS IS IN 2 DAYS AND HANNUKAH ENDS TOMORROW, which means we here at SparkLife have set our panic levels to CODE RED: IMPENDING DOOM. And if you're anything like us (impossibly charming, wildly good-looking, permanently afflicted with the meat sweats, and PROFESSIONAL A More  →
Gorgeous Holiday Looks Inspired By Emma, JLaw, & Lupita!

Gorgeous Holiday Looks Inspired By Emma, JLaw, & Lupita!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 18, 2014
The key to #WINNING at every single party this holiday season? PORTABLE CONFETTI CANONS. And also, mastering a makeup routine that adds major glamour to your look in just a few minutes (like, 30 at the most. Mayyybbbeee 45, if you have giant potatoes instead of hands). We ch More  →
Draco Malfoy, Band-Aids, & Nutella: Here's What We're Getting Our Celeb Besties This Christmas!

Draco Malfoy, Band-Aids, & Nutella: Here's What We're Getting Our Celeb Besties This Christmas!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 17, 2014
THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US, BUTTSKIS, which means it's time to spend exorbitant amounts of money on presents that people will most likely never use (case in point: my greedy, greedy sister has yet to frame the signed headshot I gave her last year. IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO More  →
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.