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How Well Do You Know Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 7, 2016
Stop us if this conversation looks familiar: Some moron: "What's the best part Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?" You: *lengthy pause* The best part of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, you say. Well let me think about that for a minute, cowboy. Let's just let it marinate, ... More  →
How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</em>?

We Ditched Our Makeup for 24 Hours & Hardly Any of Us Died As a Result

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 16, 2016
We here at SparkLife are committed to bringing you cutting-edge journalism of the finest caliber, and nothing—not fear, nor exhaustion, nor the inevitability of defeat—will keep us from that mission. So it goes without saying that when we were first presented with the concept of this slideshow—to spend ... More  →
We Ditched Our Makeup for 24 Hours & Hardly Any of Us Died As a Result

How Well Do You Know Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 28, 2016
The imminent release of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child has everyone here at SparkLife in the tizzy of all tizzies, and the only relief we could find from the excruciating wait for the book's release was to create LITERALLY THE HARDEST HARRY POTTER TEST IN EXISTENCE. Other, more ... More  →
How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</em>?

Every "Blogging the Classics" Post Is Now RIGHT HERE

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 18, 2016
POP QUIZ:  1. In The Great Gatsby, how did Jay Gatsby acquire his wealth? Choose one: Ponzi schemes Befriending a rich and lonely widow whose death was ruled an accident, but questions still linger Cheating at high-stakes poker Whatever he was doing in that Wolf of Wall Street movie 2. List the ... More  →
Every "Blogging the Classics" Post Is Now RIGHT HERE

The 12 Best Harry Potter Tumblr Posts That You've NEVER SEEN

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 13, 2016
Sparklers, I've attempted many difficult feats in my lifetime. I've tried to run a mile in under 20 minutes. I've tried to make drop-crotch pants look cool. Once I even tried to flirt with a living human being using words (it was 3 years ago, and I am still cloaked in More  →
The 12 Best <em>Harry Potter</em> Tumblr Posts That You've NEVER SEEN

Who Said It: Donald Trump or President Snow?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2016
Looking for an accurate summation of the surreal nightmare that is Donald Trump's vie for the presidency? LOOK NO FURTHER: If your first reaction to that tweet is, "NOW WAIT JUST ONE GOURDDAMN MINUTE, DAGGER. Donald may be a racist, homophobic, misogynistic moron, who, if elected, would doom this ... More  →
Who Said It: Donald Trump or President Snow?

Here Are 10 Pix Of Chris Pratt at the MTV Movie Awards. YOU'RE WELCOME.

By Chelsea DaggerApril 11, 2016
I had to comb through page after excruciating page of Chris Pratt photographs to bring you this slideshow, Sparklers. I had to stare at this man's face for HOURS. I had to commit to memory the the shape of his strapping torso in that leather jacket. I had to implement an ela More  →
Here Are 10 Pix Of Chris Pratt at the MTV Movie Awards. YOU'RE WELCOME.

The New The Huntsman: Winter's War Trailer=Pure, Unadulterated HEMSWORTH HOTNESS

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 23, 2016
As you may or may not know, I once said the word "barf" an unjustifiable number of times while in the immediate vicinity of Australian national treasure Chris Hemsworth, and then suggested that his invisible trombone skills were mediocre at best. Basically, he and his white v-neck rendered ... More  →
The New <em>The Huntsman: Winter's War</em> Trailer=Pure, Unadulterated HEMSWORTH HOTNESS

Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING Vanity Fair Portraits

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 1, 2016
Remember when Frodo got stabbed with a Morgul blade atop the atchtower of Amon Sûl? (Rhetorical question, because LIKE YOU COULD EVER FORGET.) That's pretty much what happened to me yesterday, when I failed YET AGAIN to correctly predict what even one single starlet would More  →
Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING <em>Vanity Fair</em> Portraits

We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 29, 2016
Was this it, Sparklebutts? Was 2016 the year that I finally, at long last, correctly predicted what at least one single famous person would wear to the Academy Awards? Have I conquered the mediocrity that has long haunted my soul, and ascended to that pedastal in the sky kno More  →
We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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