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MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 29, 2014
Just when you thought my all-caps tirades were done, HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, MUCH TO YOUR EVERLASTING DELIGHT AND/OR HORROR. So far this week we've averted our eyes from expansive pastures of cleavage at the VMAs, and slow-clapped for old Hollywood glamour at the Emmys. T More  →
MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)
THE RED CARPET SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME: An ALL-CAPS Style Recap of the 2014 Emmys!

THE RED CARPET SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME: An ALL-CAPS Style Recap of the 2014 Emmys!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 26, 2014
Good morning, Sparklebutts, and welcome to your second all-caps style recap of the week! After the red carpet carnage at the VMAs (SO MUCH WARM-WEATHER LEATHER! SO MUCH BOOBS!), you'll be happy to learn that what the Emmys lacked in cleavage, they made up for in glamour. ALA More  →
BRACE YOURSELF: We've Got All the HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE Looks from the 2014 VMAs!

BRACE YOURSELF: We've Got All the HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE Looks from the 2014 VMAs!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2014
YOU BUTTS ARE THE LUCKIEST BUTTS IN THE WORLD, for this week, you shall recieve 2 ALL-CAPS style recaps, WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT. Why are you being forced to endure such an unprecedented barrage of sartorial shouting? Because I LOVE YOU, that's why. And also because th More  →

SQUEE ALERT: Meet Lil Bub, the Cutest Cat in the World

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 22, 2014
I've always said—nay, sworn—that I bear an unequivocal dislike for cats, but today, I'm here to admit that LIL BUB HAS MADE A LIAR OUT OF ME. This potato-sized feline has melted my cold-yet-inexplicably-sweaty heart—and it doesn't hurt that her owner is FOXY AS HECK More  →
SQUEE ALERT: Meet Lil Bub, the Cutest Cat in the World
Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 20, 2014
AHOY, BUTTSKIS! The 66th annual Emmys are on Monday, and ALL THE TV FAMOUSES WILL BE THERE. ("Famouses" is the plural noun form of "famous." I just invented it. You may commence applauding immediately). As you almost certainly know by now, my favorite part of any award show More  →

What's JLaw's Hottest Look EVER? BETCHA CAN'T PICK JUST ONE.

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 15, 2014
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY, BUTTSKIS. For it is not only Friday, and therefore nearly time for you to cast off your 83-ton backpack and dive headfirst into a Sherlock marathon, but also JENNIFER LAWRENCE DAY—the hilarious, gorgeous, gif-tastic lady king of our hearts turns 24 th More  →
What's JLaw's Hottest Look Ever? BETCHA CAN'T PICK JUST ONE.

TSweezy and The Giver Gang Coordinated Their Outfits at the NY Premiere!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 13, 2014
HAPPY WEDNESDAY, BUTTSKIS. Are you back in school? Is it very awful? Is the prospect of tonight's homework slowly but surely draining you of your will to live? WELL BUCK UP, SOLDIER, 'cuz I've got somethin' for ya: THIS TINY SLIDESHOW! Sure, it ain't a cupcake car (THOSE THI More  →
TSweezy and <em>The Giver</em> Gang Coordinated Their Outfits at the NY Premiere!
Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 12, 2014
The time when you majestically arise from your bean bag chair, shake the dust of 1,000 Netflix marathons from your sweatpants, and stare bravely into the face of the most terrifying and exciting beast of all: A NEW SCHOOL YEAR. After a summer spent eating your own weight in More  →

Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 11, 2014
I'm here with a present you didn't want and never asked for: YET ANOTHER ALL-CAPS STYLE RANT, SHOUTED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR GRIMACING EYEBALLS. What brought on this exciting and terrifying event? Why, last night's Teen Choice Awards, of course! I wasn't there (my forehead was t More  →
Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 6, 2014
CURRENT EVENTZ BLAST, BUTTS: On Monday, Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arinç delivered a speech against the moral degradation of modern Turkish society, blaming the country's drug and prostitution problems on the negative influence of soap operas (THAT TALKING BOX IS THE DEVIL'S MAGIC), the excessive ... More  →
Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.