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AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 28, 2014
TODAY IS MONDAY, BUTTSKIS, which is just another way of saying "TODAY IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST AND I WISH I WERE BACK IN BED, DROOLING ON MY FINNICK ODAIR PILLOW AND DREAMING OF A CHEESEBURGER AS TALL AS THE SKY." I am in a foul disposition, which is unfortunate for all of the More  →
AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 22, 2014
I must confess that when you Sparklebutts waxed poetic about your undying love for Tom Hiddleston in the past, I just didn't get it. I would scratch my unbelievably large head and think, "That dude with Snape hair and the ridiculous helmet? HARD PASS." But I'm ... More  →
Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY

Cute Dudes & Their Dogs: The Slideshow OF YOUR DREAMS

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 17, 2014
SPARKDARLINGS, thet time has come to cast aside your tired Peeta/Gale/Mr. Darcy/Finnick Odair/Benedict Cumberbatch daydreams and embrace a new batch of gentlemen! They're gorgeous, they're geeky, and best of all, they've got puppies. DROOL BUCKETS AT THE READY, BUTTSKIS! More  →
Cute Dudes & Their Dogs: The Slideshow OF YOUR DREAMS

KStew & Anne Hathaway Dress Up Like Dudes & Breakdance In THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 15, 2014
Because I'm the least hip cat on the planet (as evidenced by the fact that I still use the phrase "hip cat" even though I AM NOT A CHARACTER IN A MOVIE ABOUT 1920S-ERA YOUTHS), I'd never heard of indie artist Jenny Lewis until today—but her ... More  →
KStew & Anne Hathaway Dress Up Like Dudes & Breakdance In THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER

Granger Danger Goes to the Dark Side: Check Out Her Dramatic New Style!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 11, 2014
Since tasting JLaw's wrath/palm sweat last weekend, Miss Watson has been galavanting around Paris, sitting front row at various fashion shows and just generally enchanting everyone with her presence. But while she's well-known for choosing light-as-air gowns and dreamy dresses that could leviosa at a moment's ... More  →
Granger Danger Goes to the Dark Side: Check Out Her Dramatic New Style!

Check Out This Adorable Trailer for Sam "Finnick Odair" Claflin's New Movie!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 10, 2014
Just in case you thought his only talents were slingin' tridents, wearing pirate blouses, and eating stuff like a SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS, Sam Claflin (aka the devilishly handsome Brit who has squirmed out of my sweaty grasp FOR THE LAST TIME) proves that he's more than just a ... More  →
Check Out This Adorable Trailer for Sam

KStew Got a Major Haircut & WE ARE KIND OF TOTALLY LOVING IT, MAYBE!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2014
Clearly not content to let her fisti-cuffin' BFF JLaw get all the attention this weekend, KStew caused a stir of her own when she showed up at the Chanel Couture show rockin' brazenly-lopped locks. The new face of the brand debuted a fiery-red crop that her stylist Ken O'Rourke apparently ... More  →
KStew Got a Major Haircut & WE ARE KIND OF TOTALLY LOVING IT, MAYBE!

Announcing the Winners of the 2014 SparkLife Yearbook Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2014
YOU CAME, YOU SAW, YOU VOTED—and at long last, we're announcing the winners of the Yearbook Awards! We've gathered them all below for your viewing pleasure (though you'll notice a giant, zoomed-in pic of my sweaty forehead under the caption "MOST NOBLE BROW" is prominently ... More  →
Announcing the Winners of the 2014 SparkLife Yearbook Awards!

You'll Never Guess What Happened When JLaw Met Emma Watson This Weekend-OR WILL YOU?!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 8, 2014
This past Saturday, all of our Hunger Games/Harry Potter mash-up fantasies came true when Granger "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?!" Danger and the Queen of Gif-dom stepped into each other's glorious vicinities. The setting was none other than the ... More  →
You'll Never Guess What Happened When JLaw Met Emma Watson This Weekend-OR WILL YOU?!

TSwift's Little Bro is a Certified HOTTIE

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 3, 2014
WHY DID WE NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?! I've just been going about my life, dilly-dallying and lolly-gagging and sweating up a storm, and all the while, AUSTIN SWIFT HAS BEEN OUT THERE, lookin' FINE AS CAN BE, and I HAD NOT THE SLIGHTEST IDEA. Then ... More  →
TSwift's Little Bro is a Certified HOTTIE
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.