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Here's A Pic Of Benedict Cumberbatch As Mr. Darcy. Please Pardon My Drool.

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 17, 2014
Is there anything sexier than BeneDELICIOUS Cumberstud stripping in a lake? YES—and that's him stripping in a lake FOR CHARITY. As a part of the Give Up Clothes for Good campaign, our resident President of Cheekbones gave a nod to Colin Firth's very wet Mr. Darcy in this dangerously ... More  →
Here's A Pic Of Benedict Cumberbatch As Mr. Darcy. Please Pardon My Drool.

Johanna Mason Will Kill You With Her Stilettos AND YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 16, 2014
As if our crush on Jena Malone (aka Johanna Mason, District 7's sassy, badass queen of subterfuge) wasn't bad enough already (WE HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CAMPING OUT IN ELEVATORS AND HOPING TO SPOT HER), she had to go and give a refreshingly down-to-earth, outrageously charming interview to Elle.com. DAMMIT, JENA. YOU ... More  →
Johanna Mason Will Kill You With Her Stilettos AND YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

JLaw & Bradley Cooper Fall in Lurve and PROBS COMMIT MURDER in Epic New "Serena" Trailer!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 12, 2014
REJOICE, DEAR BUTTSKIS, for I come bearing the most wonderful prezzie imaginable: BRAND NEW JLAW FOOTAGE, as hot and as fresh as A BUTTERMILK PANCAKE MADE ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN. In Serena (which is based on a best-selling novel and directed by acclaimed filmmaker Susanne Beir), the ... More  →
JLaw & Bradley Cooper Fall in Lurve and PROBS COMMIT MURDER in Epic New

WHAM BAM ALL-OUT GLAM: The Style Recap You've Been Waiting For

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 12, 2014
THE ALL-CAPS ATTACK IS BACK, JACK. (What, no Mighty Ducks fans out there? DAMMIT BUTTS, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON ONE OF THE FINEST CINEMATIC EXPERIENCES OF THIS OR ANY CENTURY. GET SOME CULTURE, CAKE-EATERS.)  Now that we've gotten that tangental movie reference out of th More  →
WHAM BAM ALL-OUT GLAM: The Style Recap You've Been Waiting For

TSweezy Spills About Her Love Life, Her $15 Million Apartment, & HER MORTAL ENEMY: All The Juicy Deets From Her Rolling Stone Interview!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 11, 2014
BREAKING NEWS, BUTTSKIS: if you disregard the flagrant differences in our occupations (she's an internationally adored superstar, I start articles with the word "BUTTSKIS"), the contents of our bank accounts ($200 million vs. a stale chicken nugget), general legginess (her gams go on for days, ... More  →
TSweezy Spills About Her Love Life, Her $15 Million Apartment, & HER MORTAL ENEMY: All The Juicy Deets From Her Rolling Stone Interview!

MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 29, 2014
Just when you thought my all-caps tirades were done, HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, MUCH TO YOUR EVERLASTING DELIGHT AND/OR HORROR. So far this week we've averted our eyes from expansive pastures of cleavage at the VMAs, and slow-clapped for old Hollywood glamour at the Emmys. T More  →
MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)
THE RED CARPET SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME: An ALL-CAPS Style Recap of the 2014 Emmys!

THE RED CARPET SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME: An ALL-CAPS Style Recap of the 2014 Emmys!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 26, 2014
Good morning, Sparklebutts, and welcome to your second all-caps style recap of the week! After the red carpet carnage at the VMAs (SO MUCH WARM-WEATHER LEATHER! SO MUCH BOOBS!), you'll be happy to learn that what the Emmys lacked in cleavage, they made up for in glamour. ALA More  →
BRACE YOURSELF: We've Got All the HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE Looks from the 2014 VMAs!

BRACE YOURSELF: We've Got All the HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE Looks from the 2014 VMAs!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2014
YOU BUTTS ARE THE LUCKIEST BUTTS IN THE WORLD, for this week, you shall recieve 2 ALL-CAPS style recaps, WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT. Why are you being forced to endure such an unprecedented barrage of sartorial shouting? Because I LOVE YOU, that's why. And also because th More  →

SQUEE ALERT: Meet Lil Bub, the Cutest Cat in the World

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 22, 2014
I've always said—nay, sworn—that I bear an unequivocal dislike for cats, but today, I'm here to admit that LIL BUB HAS MADE A LIAR OUT OF ME. This potato-sized feline has melted my cold-yet-inexplicably-sweaty heart—and it doesn't hurt that her owner is FOXY AS HECK More  →
SQUEE ALERT: Meet Lil Bub, the Cutest Cat in the World
Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 20, 2014
AHOY, BUTTSKIS! The 66th annual Emmys are on Monday, and ALL THE TV FAMOUSES WILL BE THERE. ("Famouses" is the plural noun form of "famous." I just invented it. You may commence applauding immediately). As you almost certainly know by now, my favorite part of any award show More  →
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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