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SPARKLEBUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: YOU Could Be the Next SparkLife Intern!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 29, 2014
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, BUTTS, for your whole life's happiness rests on how you answer the following three questions: 1. Do you live in (or within commuting distance to) New York City? 2. Are you a smart, social media-savvy, super-organized college student (or post-grad) who is borderline obsessed with SparkLife? 3. Have ... More  →
SPARKLEBUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: YOU Could Be the Next SparkLife Intern!

Check Out the Adorable Celebs Who Tweeted Their Support of Emma Watson's HeForShe Movement!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 26, 2014
As if we didn't love Emma "Granger Danger" Watson enough already, the UN Women's Global Goodwill Ambassador and Hermione of our hearts just gave a spectacular speech about feminism to the U.N. Her words were met with thunderous applause from the audience and an outpouring More  →
Check Out the Adorable Celebs Who Tweeted Their Support of Emma Watson's HeForShe Movement!

Chris Hemsworth Is As Dreamy As Ever in Heart-Pounding Blackhat Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 25, 2014
Do you know what time it is, buttskis? IT'S MAN CANDY O'CLOCK. And at man candy o'clock, nothin' hits the spot like a big 'ol helping of Chris Hemsworth. (Who I may or may not be dating, BUT I TOTALLY AM DATING HIM, FOR REAL, ... More  →
Chris Hemsworth Is As Dreamy As Ever in Heart-Pounding <em>Blackhat</em> Trailer

EYE CANDY ALERT: We Want EVERY SINGLE THING At ban.do!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 24, 2014
Imagine a company that's inspired by disco balls, confetti bombs, and dance parties, that lurves french fries as much as we do, and that has their own totally epic secret handshake. Sound too good to be true? Nope—it's ban.do! (I gave myself 48 high fives for coming u More  →
EYE CANDY ALERT: We Want EVERY SINGLE THING At ban.do!
SO MUCH MOCKINGJAY: Brand New Pix, Juicy Deets From the Set, And Interviews With JLaw & Liam!

SO MUCH MOCKINGJAY: Brand New Pix, Juicy Deets From the Set, and Interviews With JLaw & Liam!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 19, 2014
Good morning Tri-butts, and welcome to A TRULY MAGNIFICENT FRIDAY. Is today magnificent because I'm eating a quart of Mud Pie ice cream for breakfast while staring deep into the soulful cheekbones of my boyfrannn? WELL THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS, YES. But the more important More  →

Here's A Pic Of Benedict Cumberbatch As Mr. Darcy. Please Pardon My Drool.

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 17, 2014
Is there anything sexier than BeneDELICIOUS Cumberstud stripping in a lake? YES—and that's him stripping in a lake FOR CHARITY. As a part of the Give Up Clothes for Good campaign, our resident President of Cheekbones gave a nod to Colin Firth's very wet Mr. Darcy in this dangerously ... More  →
Here's A Pic Of Benedict Cumberbatch As Mr. Darcy. Please Pardon My Drool.

Johanna Mason Will Kill You With Her Stilettos AND YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 16, 2014
As if our crush on Jena Malone (aka Johanna Mason, District 7's sassy, badass queen of subterfuge) wasn't bad enough already (WE HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CAMPING OUT IN ELEVATORS AND HOPING TO SPOT HER), she had to go and give a refreshingly down-to-earth, outrageously charming interview to Elle.com. DAMMIT, JENA. YOU ... More  →
Johanna Mason Will Kill You With Her Stilettos AND YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

JLaw & Bradley Cooper Fall in Lurve and PROBS COMMIT MURDER in Epic New "Serena" Trailer!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 12, 2014
REJOICE, DEAR BUTTSKIS, for I come bearing the most wonderful prezzie imaginable: BRAND NEW JLAW FOOTAGE, as hot and as fresh as A BUTTERMILK PANCAKE MADE ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN. In Serena (which is based on a best-selling novel and directed by acclaimed filmmaker Susanne Beir), the ... More  →
JLaw & Bradley Cooper Fall in Lurve and PROBS COMMIT MURDER in Epic New

WHAM BAM ALL-OUT GLAM: The Style Recap You've Been Waiting For

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 12, 2014
THE ALL-CAPS ATTACK IS BACK, JACK. (What, no Mighty Ducks fans out there? DAMMIT BUTTS, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON ONE OF THE FINEST CINEMATIC EXPERIENCES OF THIS OR ANY CENTURY. GET SOME CULTURE, CAKE-EATERS.)  Now that we've gotten that tangental movie reference out of th More  →
WHAM BAM ALL-OUT GLAM: The Style Recap You've Been Waiting For

TSweezy Spills About Her Love Life, Her $15 Million Apartment, & HER MORTAL ENEMY: All The Juicy Deets From Her Rolling Stone Interview!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 11, 2014
BREAKING NEWS, BUTTSKIS: if you disregard the flagrant differences in our occupations (she's an internationally adored superstar, I start articles with the word "BUTTSKIS"), the contents of our bank accounts ($200 million vs. a stale chicken nugget), general legginess (her gams go on for days, ... More  →
TSweezy Spills About Her Love Life, Her $15 Million Apartment, & HER MORTAL ENEMY: All The Juicy Deets From Her Rolling Stone Interview!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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