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The Newest <em>Scorch Trials</em> Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

The Newest Scorch Trials Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 27, 2015
SLICK SOME EXTRA-STRENGTH DEODORANT ON YOUR FOREHEADS, SPARKLEBUTTS, BECAUSE AS SHAKESPEARE/NELLY ONCE SAID, IT IS GETTING HAWT IN HERE. The rise in temperature can only be attributed to the brand new trailer for The Scorch Trials (the sequel to 2014's highly underrated Maze Runner), which is ... More  →

We've Got All the Drama Between TSwift & Nicki Minaj in this Week's Celeb Twitter Recap!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 24, 2015
Nicki and Taylor's Twitter exchange was one of the week's most buzzed-about topics; click through to find out what they said, and who came out on top! More  →
We've Got All the Drama Between TSwift & Nicki Minaj in this Week's Celeb Twitter Recap!

Neville Longbottom Cements His Status as the Hottest Hogwarts Alum with this RIDICULOUSLY SCHMEXY Instagram Pic

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 22, 2015
I'm just going to put this here: ARE YOU SWEATING? BECAUSE I AM SWEATING. ALSO SWOONING. Somebody fetch me a fainting couch and some extra-strength deodorant, POST-HASTE. And while you're doing that, take a moment to consider that our favorite cardigan-wearin', Potter-killin', puberty-defyin', basilisk-beheadin', dweeby-dweebin' grandma's boy ... More  →
Neville Longbottom Cements His Status as the Hottest Hogwarts Alum with this RIDICULOUSLY SCHMEXY Instagram Pic
What's Your Perfect Summer Style? Take This Uber-Fun, Fashionable Quiz to Find Out!

What's Your Perfect Summer Style? Take This Uber-Fun, Fashionable Quiz to Find Out!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 21, 2015
If I had my sweaty druthers, we would all wear air-conditioned space suits anytime the temperature rose above 72 degrees. UNFORTUNATELY, air-conditioned space suits have yet to be invented, which is the single greatest failure of our generation (well, that and our apparent i More  →

Got Confidence? ME NEITHER. But We're Gonna Work On That TOGETHER!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 14, 2015
Buttskis, have you ever had one of those days when you looked in the mirror, cringed violently at your own reflection, and thought, "I CANNOT POSSIBLY GO OUTSIDE TODAY, OR EVER AGAIN"? Right, me neither. That was a purely hypothetical example that definitely does not ... More  →
Got Confidence? ME NEITHER. But We're Gonna Work On That TOGETHER!
The Semi-Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAPS

The Semi-Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAPS

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 13, 2015
As I'm sure you've noticed, these all-caps recaps have been on hiatus lately, due in large part to the fact that I've devoted myself full-time to the study of CLOSE-UP MAGIC, which will surely win me ones, if not tens, of potential boyfriends. But I'm going to commit 100% More  →
Prepare for REVOLUTION with 8 Brand New (& Really Badass) <em>Mockingjay</em> Posters!

Prepare for REVOLUTION with 8 Brand New (& Really Badass) Mockingjay Posters!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2015
Bust out your Buttercup recipe books and your nuclear arrows, tri-butts—because THE REVOLUTION IS UPON US. The release of Mockingjay Part 2 is still approximately 534 days away (the Hunger Games judges gave my "guesstimating" skillz a -8/11), but the rebellion is nigh More  →

Vote for Your State in the Paper Towns "Get Lost, Get Found" Tour & John Green Might Come Hang Out NEAR YOUR VERY OWN ACTUAL SELF

By Chelsea DaggerJune 10, 2015
ATTENTION, ASPIRING MARGO ROTH SPIEGELMANS AND QUENTIN JACOBSENS: this summer, Nat Wolff, Cara Delevingne, and John Green are loading up the car with catfish and going on the ULTIMATE ROAD TRIP—and their destination is UP TO YOU! To see their brilliant, handsome, gorgeous, hilarious, shining hooligan ... More  →
Vote for Your State in the <em>Paper Towns</em> "Get Lost, Get Found" Tour & John Green Might Come Hang Out NEAR YOUR VERY OWN ACTUAL SELF
GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 29, 2015
Remember last week, when the style at the Billboard Music Awards reduced our eyeballs to so many smoldering piles of rubble and ash? THAT SURE WAS SWELL. But this week, I thought I'd change things up a bit—one can only inflict so much trauma on one's retinas before they re More  →

IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 22, 2015
PROM SEASON IS UPON US, SPARKLEBUTTS, and though choosing the perfect gown will indubitably be your top priority, don't forget that adorning your FACIAL REGION is also highly important. There are countless ways to get gussied up for the big night, but lest you be overwhelmed More  →
IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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