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Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest Jurassic World Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2015
Is your Monday off to a terrible start? Are you struggling to keep your eyes open? Do you find yourself consumed by ennui? Well Sparkler,  CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOMETHING MUCH WORSE, LIKE A GENETICALLY MODIFIED, SEEMINGLY INVINCIBLE KILLING MACHINE ... More  →
Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest <em>Jurassic World</em> Trailer

(FUTURE PULITZER PRIZE WINNER) Anna Kendrick Is Writing a Book!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 17, 2015
ALL OUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE (except, hopefully, for the one in which we're transported to a dystopian future where pancakes don't exist and excessive forehead sweating is a crime punishable by death): we've just found out that in 2016, our crush du jour/OF FOREVER, ... More  →
(FUTURE PULITZER PRIZE WINNER) Anna Kendrick Is Writing a Book!

The Votes Are In, and Jenna's Prom Dress Is...

By Chelsea DaggerApril 16, 2015
DRESS # 1! Nearly 250 Sparklers helped decide which gorgeous gown Jenna should wear to prom, and when all the votes were tallied, the gloriously glittery TARDIS-IN-DRESS-FORM—which features a swoon-worthy silhouette and a stunning crystal-embellished neckline—won! Thanks to your participation, Jenna will be strutting into ... More  →
The Votes Are In, and Jenna's Prom Dress Is...
We're Obsessed With EVERY SINGLE THING on LookHuman.com (& You Will Be Too)!

We're Obsessed With EVERY SINGLE THING on LookHuman.com (& You Will Be Too)!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 15, 2015
We at SparkLife like to consider ourselves CONNOISSEURS of all things geeky, epic, and awesome, and we spend our lives searching for ever-more spectacular products to parade in front of your sparkly, greedy eyeballz. When we stumbled upon LookHuman.com, we knew that we'd f More  →

Rebel Wilson OWNED the MTV Movie Awards (But We Included Other People in this ALL-CAPS RECAP Too, Out of Politeness)

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2015
Last night's MTV Movie Awards raised a very important question: WHERE IS JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND WILL SHE EVER GRACE US WITH HER PRESENCE AGAIN?! The love of my life has been conspicuously absent from the red carpet of late; if her goal is to make me pine hopelessly for her, T More  →
Rebel Wilson OWNED the MTV Movie Awards (But We Included Other People in this ALL-CAPS RECAP Too, Out of Politeness)
THEY'RE BACK & BETTER-ISH THAN EVER: The Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS RECAPS

THEY'RE BACK & BETTER-ISH THAN EVER: The Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS RECAPS

By Chelsea DaggerApril 1, 2015
BUTTSKIS, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I've let my side-career as an amateur fro-yo taste-tester (my findings thus far=ANY FLAVOR IS GOOD IF YOU ADD $9 WORTH OF COOKIE DOUGH) distract me from what's most important in life: CELEBRITIES, OUTFITS, AND ALL-CAPS. Because I've been spen More  →
The 2015 Yearbook Awards Are Here-GO FORTH AND CONQUER THEM!

The 2015 Yearbook Awards Are Here-GO FORTH AND CONQUER THEM!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 1, 2015
BUTTSKIS, today is the start of my absolute most favorite time of year: THE SPARKNOTES YEARBOOK AWARDS. (My second most favorite time of year is when the grocery store gives away free samples of doughnuts and I dump the entire tray into my mouth, shouting ... More  →
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: You Only Have 5 DAYS LEFT to Vote on Jenna's Prom Dress!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: You Only Have 5 DAYS LEFT to Vote on Jenna's Prom Dress!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 27, 2015
If you haven't already cast your vote to determine JENNA'S PROM FATE (AKA DRESS), then I've got a question for you: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!  And do not EVEN try to tell me that you've been too busy Googling "best ... More  →
Which Gorgeous Gown Should Jenna Wear to Prom? THE CHOICE IS YOURS. (Seriously, YOU GET TO VOTE ON HER DRESS!)

Which Gorgeous Gown Should Jenna Wear to Prom? THE CHOICE IS YOURS. (Seriously, YOU GET TO VOTE ON HER DRESS!)

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 11, 2015
THE MOMENT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, PROMBUTTS. If you've been following Jenna's prom blog (and you'd be a FOOL not to, IT'S MARVELOUS) you know that she's leaving the most important part of her prom experience—THE DRESS—ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. Today, you will vote on 17 gorgeous More  →
THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO BE HAPPY (& We're Going to Make a Slideshow About ALL OF THEM)

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO BE HAPPY (& We're Going to Make a Slideshow About ALL OF THEM)

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 6, 2015
AHOY, SPARKLEBUTTS. I had a very good idea today, and like most of my good ideas (treatin' yo' self, TIME TRAVEL, ice cream in a bag) I STOLE IT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. When fabulous graphic designer Adam J. Kurtz (the creative genius behind the wonderful  1 Page ... More  →
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.