Ah... so you want to know more about yourself. That's what these tests are all about, right?

The untelligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "untelligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your untelligence, the better you are at surviving.

Untelligence is a combination of intelligence, observation, and a nice pair of balls (figuratively speaking, ladies). Also, just so you know, we've got a bet going on here at SparkNotes. We think women will do better.