Do you choose Gale NOW?!!!
Hunks in ninja turtles costumes throwing ice over their heads aside, we went to the qualifying matches of the U.S. Open today (you can just wander in in your ninja turtle costume without having to buy tickets) and saw a man... More →
The picture vaults are empty, and so we come to a picture of a shih tzu, lovingly captioned by the Sparkitors.
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At left, Chloe Grace Moretz stand in front of a screaming wall of photographers with sonic flash bulbs; at right, Jamie looks at our iPhone lens, pleading us to take him somewhere for some jalapeno poppers and peace. **THIS HAS BEEN OUR REPORT FROM THE... More →
PLEASE HOLD YOUR SLICES OF LEMON MERINGUE PIE ALOFT IN HONOR OF INTERN SUPERSTAR, EMILY, WHO WILL BE APPARATING OUT OF THE SPARKLIFE HQ AFTER TODAY! She has been a just ruler over the realm of the Open Thread; a much-decorated commander in the Order... More →