TanTanTheLadiesMan fires back at this post by Jenny the Intern—and we hate to say it, Jen, but we might be on his side. DON'T HATE US.—Sparkitors
Ignoring the fact that the counter argument used the... More →
Do you guys ever read a post title and think to yourselves, "What the EGG was Chelsea Dagger thinking? How hard can it possibly be to come up with a clever title for a post about interesting stuff on the web?" The answer, you smug,... More →
PrestigiousTimeLady delivers yet another gut-busting review of your favorite internet sensation!—Sparkitors
First thing's first—Narwhal awards go to:
Starkidetteand lordknowitall, for giving the most hilarious definitions of "lollygagging" I’ve ever heard. You... More →
This time of year is always exciting: even if you're not graduating, you probably know someone who is. But, as this hilarious video shows, sometimes life after graduation isn't as optimistic as a children's ... More →
mary_malletist4 took this gorgeous pic and wrote:
This is a photo of the Grand-Place in Brussels, Belgium. Brussels has become one of my favorite places in the world since I arrived in Belgium as an exchange student last August—and that's saying something, since I've traveled to... More →
She's tough. She's pretty. She's a reality TV star. She strings guys along for entire trilogies. She is...
KATNISS EVERDEEN, as drawn by our own applegrins11!Are you an artist? We want to see your work! Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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If a white rabbit got lost in a blizzard, would it disappear forever?
No! Not if a faint blue outline saved it!
Thanks for the drawing, thelesserknownknightwhosaysni.Send your cute pics to email@example.com!... More →
We regret to inform you that you may soon become the recipient of a glowing green star or bejeweled golden crown.
Thankfully, these comment-based technological ingenuities will not affect all of you. Only intensely thoughtful, witty, and dedicated Sparklers will suffer the burden of carrying... More →