Sparklers young and younger, far and farther, it is time to choose your flag!
This week, this ed finally forced Chelsea Dagger (at Cheeto-point, which is like knife-point, but sharper in the cheddar) to put up THIS POLL with your... More →
I was surfing the net today, and came upon a rather odd (but totally true) thing. When searching google for the word "awesome" *this* happened.I'm totally lying, I made it happen (with magic) - just for you Sparkitors. ... More →
A Mystery Sparkler says:
I was bored to tears one night and I set off for the attic. Didn’t find much other than a box full of old candles and disfigured crayons. So I thought I could like make wax sculptures but it didn’t... More →
Before we get to this week's phenomenally awesome thing (starring the same dashing fellows as last week's hilarious video, which scored 8.43 on the Scale of Awesomeness), we'd like to answer a few questions posed by eyeyeyepatch:
I've always wondered... More →
Doooood, the new coffee machine just exploded on this editor's face. If this is Gloria Jean's idea of a joke, it's hilarious. Haha. Now excuse me while I choke on coffee grounds.
In other news, this pic from alien.of.mars reminds us of... More →
WE WANT ONE, WE WANT ONE! We want a Pygmy puff in every color and every size. We would name them all "Larry" and we would teach them how to moonwalk. If any of y'all have a secret supply of these adorable little cotton balls,... More →
minipinkelephant submitted this week's photo, and it is rife with potential for hilarity. That's right, RIFE. So do us proud and make us laugh; you've never failed before! If you need some inspiration, check out last week's best captions; they were GLORIOUS.
Yellow chick... More →
We would much rather be staring out at this gorgeous view right now than eating stale Devil Dogs for breakfast, but from what noisettepancake tells us, we probably wouldn't survive the climb:
This is the view from an observatory in Hawaii. I literally almost... More →
What is this dog's name? We don't know.
Which Sparkler sent us this pic? We couldn't say.
Why does looking at this picture give us the urge to crawl into bed and sob until our eyes are swollen shut? We think that's obvious. ... More →