Our darling Emily Winter is working from home today, because, in her words, "My face is a gigantic booger." In an effort to make her feel better (and hopefully improve her complexion), we'd like to present this momentously awful-looking... More →
Congratulations *opens the envelope* lleya for winning the very first round of our SparkNotes flag contest! This flag will move on to round 2, which will begin whenever we finish round 1, which will be... we don't know.
If you have no idea... More →
These pics, taken by MarauderPrincess, were sent to us in May. We hope they take some gloom out of your first days back at school. MarauderP says...
The first is a picture of a Mexican paintbrush, and I didn't even notice the ants on... More →
You may not know this, but SparkNotes has a (fictional) academy.
It's either called "SparkLife Academy" or "SparkNotes Academy" (we're undecided). It is certainly not called "The Academy for Untethered Unicorns and Drippy Sea Hags," which the Board of Education deemed inappropriate because there... More →
Today's photo was sent in by willutakemehome, who wrote:
I thought I might help kick off the new school year by sharing with you a photograph I call: "Summation of a Summer." Isn't that a supermegafoxyAWESOMEhot name for a picture?
Why yes, it IS a... More →
Dont_panic__42 sent us today's pic, along with the accompanying caption:
This is what happens when:a) you don't get your daily dose of Cheezits.b) didn't read Sparklife this week
If that's true, we shudder to think what'll happen when you find out that the Sparkitors have... More →
Take Joseph Gordon-Levitt, subtract a few years, add a dash of Buddy Holly and a pinch of smizing, and you get a dreamboat so fine and so underage, we're pretty sure we're already under arrest in some states (this guy can't be a day over... More →
The Sparkler who snapped these clouds says, "This really looks like a rat." Maybe it's because we're woozy from hunger, but we don't see it.
We say that big patch of blue is a puddle of maple syrup, and the little patch is a fried egg.... More →
Heyyyyy there, Sparklers. Welcome your bad self back to The Friday Awards, also known as The SparkLife Academy Weekly Meeting. Today we have a SparkLife Academy flag update!
So far, we've got 12 entries for the SparkLife Academy... More →