First of all, Stock Photo Face-Off needs to set one thing straight: The proper spelling is mannequin, as in the 1987 cult classic where Blane from Pretty in Pink, who dresses mannequins at a department store, falls in love with a mannequin that... More →
In our desperate attempt to get you to like us, we have decided to LISTEN TO YOU AND FIX THE COMMENTING PROBLEMS.
We have turned OFF our Creedance Clearwater Revival dance party and gotten down to Business, a better dance party. We have read the lists... More →
All you Sparklers out there who are headed off to college in the fall will soon be forced to learn a new hobby: emailing a complete stranger. A complete stranger who you are about to move in with. And no, I'm not talking about mail-order... More →
This is so cool! I can't stop watching this because I feel like I'm looking at an optical illusion. Wait, am I? I want to join the circus...now!
Send in your favorite videos at firstname.lastname@example.org... More →
TanTanTheLadiesMan fires back at this post by Jenny the Intern—and we hate to say it, Jen, but we might be on his side. DON'T HATE US.—Sparkitors
Ignoring the fact that the counter argument used the... More →
Do you guys ever read a post title and think to yourselves, "What the EGG was Chelsea Dagger thinking? How hard can it possibly be to come up with a clever title for a post about interesting stuff on the web?" The answer, you smug,... More →
PrestigiousTimeLady delivers yet another gut-busting review of your favorite internet sensation!—Sparkitors
First thing's first—Narwhal awards go to:
Starkidetteand lordknowitall, for giving the most hilarious definitions of "lollygagging" I’ve ever heard. You... More →