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Open Thread for July 25

By EmmaJuly 25, 2010
jtjuvenile sez: This stray cat looks pissed. All I did was remark loudly that it was FAT, but maybe it was offended. Or maybe it's actually Professor Mc-what's-her-name's animagus. Oh, jtj. You crack us up! Got a grumpy cat for us? Or anything else for that... More  →
Open Thread for July 25

Open Thread for July 24

By EmmaJuly 24, 2010
It's an all-jtjuvenile weekend here on the Open Threads. Why? 1. She sends us amazing pictures 2. She writes funny things about her photos, which means we don't have to. For example: Isn't this puppy just SOOO nauseatingly cute? It belongs to my neighbor, and I'm... More  →
Open Thread for July 24

The Friday Awards

By Emily WinterJuly 23, 2010
IT'S FRIDAY! And it's 704 degrees! That means this ed is being L-A-Z-Y. She can barely manage to write these words. Chelsea has to dangle bits of delicious, soggy pizza crust in front... More  →
The Friday Awards

Name That Splogger/Sparkitor: The Big Reveal!

By Emily WinterJuly 23, 2010
First of all, those wrists? They're both Dan's. Second,whimsicalLady, we ALL love Auntie's shoes, and we decided to steal them off her feet while she was seated (playing Battleship against Sarah). Chelsea and Emma grabbed the shoes, and then a fight broke... More  →
Name That Splogger/Sparkitor: The Big Reveal!

Open Thread for July 23

By Emily WinterJuly 23, 2010
This ed just had the best egg and cheese sandwich of all time, then found this adorable pic in the contribute@sparknotes.com box from dasp_girly. If one more good thing happens today, this ed will have to lock herself in the closet... More  →
Open Thread for July 23

Let's Play... Name That Splogger/Sparkitor!

By Emily WinterJuly 22, 2010
Surprise! The Sparkitors and Sploggers had a party last night! Aren't these wrists pretty? Guess whose wrists these are. Go on, GUESS. (HINT: THEY'RE NOT GARY'S.) Did you guess? Are you overwhelmed by the fact that one of us has REAL WRISTS? Now, are you ready to see... More  →
Let's Play... Name That Splogger/Sparkitor!

Open Thread for July 22

By Emily WinterJuly 22, 2010
A Very Potter Sequel comes out TODAY! A Very Potter Sequel comes out TODAY, HERE! AT 8 P.M. EST!!! TODAY IS A GREAT DAYYYYYYY!... More  →
Open Thread for July 22

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 21, 2010
First off, Sparklers, why don't you give yourselves a round of applause? Are you clapping? Good. Because we're clapping, and we really don't want to look like idiots clapping alone at our desks. Why are we smacking our hands together like morons, you ask? Because you rated More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Open Thread for July 21

By Emily WinterJuly 21, 2010
Muffins (muffinsarejustbetter?) sent us this pic of a punk rock chicken (named Heather). Actually, she sent it to Chelsea Dagger as proof that Heather is, in fact, a chicken, but Chelsea's not here right now. She's in bed eating tiramisu. So it is I,... More  →
Open Thread for July 21

The Max VZ Chronicles: SparkNotes Laws and Equations

By ContributorJuly 20, 2010
Welcome to the world of MaxVZ. Are you sure you want to be here? You might have to confront your mortality, some kind of existential dilemma, or the opposite sex. Just a warning. —Sparkitors Science and math are pretty boring,... More  →
The Max VZ Chronicles: SparkNotes Laws and Equations