Who told you about Stage 6, Real Alias? This is a serious breach of SparkLife security. –Sparkitors
Ah, SparkLife. Though we’ve only been together for a short time, I feel as if I know you. Our relationship hasn’t been all BAMs and rainbows, but... More →
*INSERT CELEBRATORY PANDA DANCE HERE* Why? Because for the second week in a row, your hilarious answer submissions have made this series a raging success, and with 239 comments in the bag, you can bet Buzz Aldrin is jealously sobbing into his freeze-dried... More →
For those of you Sparklers who are still confused about why you're still seeing Friwards, here's what happened: The Sparkitors offed the Friwards, then a committee of Sparklers brought it back to life! Now the Friwards are written by a bunch... More →
Do you hear that Sparklers?! That's the sound of ROUND 3, which sounds like...um, pancakes on the griddle? Sizzle and rise, baby. Sizzle. And. Rise.
We'd love to drag this competition out forever, but since there's a good chance we're being attacked by aliens... More →
But not TOO high!
According2Me sent us this most amazing photo of all time. We're going to make it into a bedspread and put it in our Makeout Van, right beside our lava lamps and animal print pillow collection.
Oh don't look at us like... More →
WHEW. It seems we've recovered from the Great (Awesome Thing) Depression—this video may have earned a miserable 1.96 last week, but you've restored our confidence in your scoring abilities by giving our most recent clip an 8.94. To... More →
We sat at our desks all day Friday wondering where the Friday Awards were. We still don't know what happened to them (Gary ate 'em?), but we DO know that the Hilarity Award Distribution Society worked really hard to put this batch of awards from... More →
Today's OT is a super-special birthday shout-out from long-time Sparkler Amarantha to her little sis, Amarantha's_Sister. Amarantha sent in this great photo and the following story:My sister and I went to a town in Minnesota,... More →
