It is a well-known fact that cats are lazy, boring, dumb, ugly, smelly lumps of flesh with no soul. However, hand them a lightsaber, and Pow! Instant Awesome! I wish someone had thought of this idea sooner. Thanks go_volleyball7!... More →
What better way to kick off Creeper Week than with this awesome pic from 'olwhatshername? She writes:
I made this little pumpkin picture to wish my fellow Sparklers a happy Halloween, and NO IT IS NOT SNOWING. (Those are supposed to be... More →
BeastAChas the best physics AND history teachers in the history of school!
"This, right here, is my cabbage head SWAG. For a physics project, I had to decorate a cabbage head in the likeness of a teacher. The cabbage would then be catapulted.... More →
When we whined about the serious dearth of open thread pics a while ago, 'olwhatshernamewas kind enough to send us this drawing!
"Here's a robin I drew in an attempt to be Auntie Sparknotes...HOW IS SHE SO GOOD???"
Open thread pictures are at... More →
This song (sent in by kiki82539) is hilarious...and it basically sums up my entire high school experience.
Here's my question, though: do guys actually think this works? Doesthis actually work?Send in your favorite hilarious videos to firstname.lastname@example.org!... More →
I went college huntin' over the weekend and stopped at an Arby's, I then found this. If it's not legible, it says: "Sorry :( The Pepsi Goblin came and stole our Peach Tea, but we sent our wizard to defeat him. It... More →
Bexxrose had the awesome idea to ask you butts about your personal blogs! We can't wait to see who else is ONLINE!—Sparkitors
My dearest Sparklers and Manklers,
It has come to my attention, through the genius of the weekly Writer Wars competition, that... More →
MyName'sDrStuffand her sister set up this photo-shoot for Voldemort and some adorable teddy bears. We're guessing if that was the real Voldy, he'd be crying out in pain from all the snugly love surrounding him...
P.S. Is it just us, or... More →
rapunzelmarie226 found this awesome mix of Harry Potter and the Lion King, and really, who could ask for a better video? I'm pretty sure whoever is singing for Draco actually has Simba's whiny, childish voice, too. Now that's dedication.
Send in your favorite videos... More →
That's right you flim flammin' flub nubblers, we now have private messaging!
To try it out, click the messaging icon on the top left of your screen. (A crudtrillion pumpkin points to any Sparkler who private messages The_Sparkitors a funny haiku. We're in a poetry kind... More →