Awesomesauce. I bet you didn't know it was real. I sure as heck didn't know it was real. But, thanks to Sparkler Elise, not only do I now know it actually exists, I also know where to buy it.
So go to this link... More →
This may very well be the longest Open Thread we've ever published, but as it is also the work of a GENIUS, we're okay with that. Here's the background info, as written by Mankler Thomas S:I was semi-inspired a... More →
Hello,I'd like to submit this photo of my dog Ronnie. Before you think "Ew gross, what IS that?" I'd like to explain why he's awesome. Firstly, he survived on the streets for two years, despite being so stupid that he won't see a piece of... More →
If your Sparkitors were dogs, we would look just like Missy: grumpy, snowy, yet somehow still wildly attractive.
Thanks for the cute pic, Buttercuprevenge!
Send your adorable photographs to email@example.com for possible publication on an open thread!... More →
And the winner of Round 1D is....Badge #15! You'll all get to see it again whenever we finally get to Round 2. And congratulations to all the other Sparklers with badges in the last round, great job you guys.
And for the rest of you Sparklers,... More →
Step One: If you don't know who Christoper Lloyd is, or you don't understand why he bears any relevance to this post, then hang your sorry, sorry head in shame.
Step Two: Watch THIS.
Step 3: Raise your hand if you've attempted to construct a... More →
neomaxizoomdwbi sheds some light on your favorite SparkLife frenemies .—Sparkitors
Now, when I say "people," I'm not talking about the Sparklers, the Manklers, or the Sparkitors. Nope, I’m talking about Gary, Clyde, Otie,... More →
The mystery sparkler who sent in this pic said...
Don't these sugar cookies look absolutely sinful and scrumptious like Taylor Lautner's abs?
That was a trick question. They're better, like Taylor Lautner's abs slathered in icing and sprinkles.
You're welcome to salivate.
We've been inexplicably drooling since 5 a.m.... More →
We wish we were Electricaty's cat. Is that creepy? We just want to hear her say more funny stuff! —Sparkitors
Nowadays, it seems that everyone and their dog has a Facebook profile. (Seriously, my friend made her dog a Facebook, weird right?) I, being... More →