If your Sparkitors were dogs, we would look just like Missy: grumpy, snowy, yet somehow still wildly attractive.
Thanks for the cute pic, Buttercuprevenge!
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And the winner of Round 1D is....Badge #15! You'll all get to see it again whenever we finally get to Round 2. And congratulations to all the other Sparklers with badges in the last round, great job you guys.
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Step One: If you don't know who Christoper Lloyd is, or you don't understand why he bears any relevance to this post, then hang your sorry, sorry head in shame.
Step Two: Watch THIS.
Step 3: Raise your hand if you've attempted to construct a... More →
neomaxizoomdwbi sheds some light on your favorite SparkLife frenemies .—Sparkitors
Now, when I say "people," I'm not talking about the Sparklers, the Manklers, or the Sparkitors. Nope, I’m talking about Gary, Clyde, Otie,... More →
The mystery sparkler who sent in this pic said...
Don't these sugar cookies look absolutely sinful and scrumptious like Taylor Lautner's abs?
That was a trick question. They're better, like Taylor Lautner's abs slathered in icing and sprinkles.
You're welcome to salivate.
We've been inexplicably drooling since 5 a.m.... More →
We wish we were Electricaty's cat. Is that creepy? We just want to hear her say more funny stuff! —Sparkitors
Nowadays, it seems that everyone and their dog has a Facebook profile. (Seriously, my friend made her dog a Facebook, weird right?) I, being... More →
Guess what we've got for you this week, Sparklers? C'mon, guess! You'll never guess. We'll tell you: it's a video of Daniel Radcliffe whittling a flute! Yes, really! He's going to whittle an endangered redwood tree down into a usable musical instrument, and by god,... More →