FrolickingSheep says that if you help her name this top hat—which is entirely made of duct tape!—she'll send us, the Sparkitors, a lifetime supply of bacon and Cheez-Its. So, if we understand this correctly, we can sit here painting our toenails while you... More →
Isn't this time turner the coolest thing ever? That's our nice way of saying
WE WANT IT. WE MUST HAVE THIS OBJECT. BECAUSE WE ARE HERMIONE.
We need it.
Kolizzle, can we pay you for it...in Ring Pops? (We've got a connection.)Btw, on the subject of,... More →
No, Paranoid_But_Innocent isn't a Splurker; she's got a totally different reason for her infrequent comments!—Sparkitors
OK, I confess: I don’t comment on every SparkLife post. Yes, I know you hardcore Sparklers are going to... More →
Sparkler C-Rav saw this on the corner of 42nd and Broadway in Manhattan.
Just kidding! LOL FOREVER!!! We crack ourselves all the way up sometimes.
The truth is we don't know where she saw this sign, but we think it'd look great anywhere except a... More →
HOLY PANCAKES, BATMAN. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?!
We're still reeling from the shock, but we've squeezed in an unnecessary Batman reference and triple-checked our math, and the numbers don't lie: last week's video is the HIGHEST-SCORING AWESOME THING OF ALL TIME. Yep, with an average rating of 9.8,... More →
randomness2325, all we have to say to your email is bahahahahhhhhdafkgjalkdfjlkj!:
"This is the saxophone section mascot for my school's marching band. His name is Fork The Spoon. He holds a pencil because, for some odd reason, the saxophone section never has pencils with... More →
If you read tech news, or even just if the beginning of that sentence didn't make you immediately fall asleep, then you may have heard of Firesheep. Firesheep is a packet-sniffing data collection extension magic, and it can be used to access certain... More →
Hi, Sparklers! It's me, jgrudzy (the awesome one)! Instead of sitting at home on my laptop writing this post, I'm sitting at a desk in the middle of the SparkNotes building. Why? Because today is my first day as an intern for SparkNotes!... More →