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Open Thread for January 10

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 10, 2011
This may very well be the longest Open Thread we've ever published, but as it is also the work of a GENIUS, we're okay with that. Here's the background info, as written by Mankler Thomas S: I was semi-inspired a... More  →
Open Thread for January 10

Open Thread for January 9

By EmmaJanuary 9, 2011
Hello, I'd like to submit this photo of my dog Ronnie. Before you think "Ew gross, what IS that?" I'd like to explain why he's awesome. Firstly, he survived on the streets for two years, despite being so stupid that he won't see a piece of... More  →
Open Thread for January 9

Open Thread for January 8

By EmmaJanuary 8, 2011
If your Sparkitors were dogs, we would look just like Missy: grumpy, snowy, yet somehow still wildly attractive. Thanks for the cute pic, Buttercuprevenge! Send your adorable photographs to contribute@sparknotes.com for possible publication on an open thread!... More  →
Open Thread for January 8

Choose Your Sparkler Post Badge: Round 1E

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJanuary 7, 2011
And the winner of Round 1D is....Badge #15! You'll all get to see it again whenever we finally get to Round 2. And congratulations to all the other Sparklers with badges in the last round, great job you guys. And for the rest of you Sparklers,... More  →
Choose Your Sparkler Post Badge: Round 1E

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Christopher Lloyd is the MAN

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 7, 2011
Step One: If you don't know who Christoper Lloyd is, or you don't understand why he bears any relevance to this post, then hang your sorry, sorry head in shame. Step Two: Watch THIS. Step 3: Raise your hand if you've attempted to construct a... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Christopher Lloyd is the MAN

The “People” Of SparkLife

By ContributorJanuary 7, 2011
neomaxizoomdwbi sheds some light on your favorite SparkLife frenemies .—Sparkitors Now, when I say "people," I'm not talking about the Sparklers, the Manklers, or the Sparkitors. Nope, I’m talking about Gary, Clyde, Otie,... More  →
The “People” Of SparkLife

Intern's Pick of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJanuary 7, 2011
Today's pick was sent in by musician21 and I like it because: 1) His lyrics are just funny and, more importantly, 2) He makes fun of Justin... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day

Open Thread for January 7

By Emily WinterJanuary 7, 2011
The mystery sparkler who sent in this pic said... Don't these sugar cookies look absolutely sinful and scrumptious like Taylor Lautner's abs? That was a trick question. They're better, like Taylor Lautner's abs slathered in icing and sprinkles. You're welcome to salivate. We've been inexplicably drooling since 5 a.m.... More  →
Open Thread for January 7

5 Types of Facebook Statuses

By ContributorJanuary 6, 2011
We wish we were Electricaty's cat. Is that creepy? We just want to hear her say more funny stuff! —Sparkitors Nowadays, it seems that everyone and their dog has a Facebook profile. (Seriously, my friend made her dog a Facebook, weird right?) I, being... More  →
5 Types of Facebook Statuses

Intern's Pick of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJanuary 6, 2011
Today's pick was sent in by Chabelinni and it rocks because it's a website all about how Harry Potter is better than Twilight.  Nothing more needs to be said. So click here to see it! Or weheartit.com/tag/harry%20potter%20%3E%20twilight? to see some stuff... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day