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The Art of Attracting Followers

By ContributorApril 26, 2011
jtjuvenile is on a roll, man; give her a few more days, and she'll be funnier than Chelsea Dagger.—Sparkitors Due to certain unfortunate practices (read: human trafficking) that occurred hundreds of years ago and are still present in bleak spots around the... More  →
The Art of Attracting Followers

You Know You're A Sparkler When...

By ContributorApril 26, 2011
mysticjadeshoe finally found a category that EVERYONE can fit into!—Sparkitors I've seen a billion of these You Know You're  [] When posts, and you know what? I'm irritated that none of them can be applied to me (with the exception More  →
You Know You're A Sparkler When...

We Need a New Intern Approximately RIGHT NOW

By Emily WinterApril 26, 2011
Our fantastic intern Jenny is LEAVING US. This feels just like the day my biological parents stopped the limo on a dirt road outside of Tulsa, opened my door, told me to be a champ, then sped off into the sunny haze, forever. But we're not panicking.... More  →
We Need a New Intern Approximately RIGHT NOW

Stock Photo Face-Off: The Schmexiest Math Teacher Ever

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 26, 2011
In our last edition of Stock Photo Face-Off, we whipped our hair back and forth. After we got out of traction (fun!), we tallied the votes for the most baffling/cringe-inducing/outlandish/eccentric/unusable stock photo of the bunch. The winner was "The Birds! The... More  →

Open Thread for April 26

By Chelsea DaggerApril 26, 2011
SOMEONE WROTE A JINGLE ABOUT US. Yes, it's true: SparkLife is now SO famous that we have our own theme song, authored by the brilliant 'olwhatshername. Here's her story of the moment when inspiration struck: I was on the OT, and a new sparkler... More  →
Open Thread for April 26

Open Thread for April 25

By Chelsea DaggerApril 25, 2011
HOPPY DAY AFTER EASTER! We just HAD to squeeze a rabbit joke in somewhere; thank you, rhymenocerous16, for sending us this photo of Peggy and giving us the opportunity. We hope all of you Easter-celebraters ate... More  →
Open Thread for April 25

Open Thread for April 24

By EmmaApril 24, 2011
Your Sparkitors are so famous, we show up everywhere, even in European history! Allow super_deluxe to explain: During european history, me and my friend Daniel play a game called rice bowl, which is, *ahem* intellectually stimulating. Of course. Anyhow, we played the SparkLife edition today... More  →
Open Thread for April 24

Open Thread for April 23

By EmmaApril 23, 2011
Hello Sparkitors! In his Blogging Breaking Dawn, the Amazing Dan mentioned, "in an unaired episode of Sesame Street, Grover used mindfire to lay waste to his enemies." So I drew a picture of said event happening. I'm not sure exactly what you would do with it, but... More  →
Open Thread for April 23

Open Thread for April 22

By Chelsea DaggerApril 22, 2011
Well now. We're not really sure what to say about these guys, so we're gonna let Suporna do the talking: These were the chickens that I cornered in a village hut while I was in India. Every time I approached them, they darted every which... More  →
Open Thread for April 22

Open Thread for April 20

By Chelsea DaggerApril 21, 2011
'olwhatshername not only sent us an awesome post yesterday, she also drew the pic for today's OT! Thank you, Auntie SparkNotes, for introducing us all to the nightmarish, ever-so-hilarious concept of "erotic mimes."... More  →
Open Thread for April 20