"So my family is going to South Carolina for Christmas, and my parents didn't want to decorate, so my sister took matters into her own hands...
...she put it into the wall. With a thumbtack."... More →
Congratulations to Sparkler locoproxi for winning the first round of the Sparkler Post Badge contest!
(Badge #3 will move on to Round 2, after we've completed Round 1.) We'd also like to give a big pat on the back to... More →
You know those jokes that make you want to cry because they're so terrible? Those ones your grandpa tells you when you go over to his house at Christmas every single year? Well, thanks to today's pick, you can tell your own! So go on,... More →
so-she-said sent us this adorable and/or vaguely terrifying sketch with the following caption:This is a beautiful artistic rendering of the lovable (and by lovable, I mean annoying) SparkLife/Open Thread gremlins!
All we can say is that if we had to choose... More →
We took one look at this photo, with its anonymous hindquarters, its well-placed Honda, and its, er, orthodontically-challenged horse, and we thought to ourselves, "THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS SCENE." But apparently, we were wrong; luckothegaelichas plenty of... More →
Today's pick is called the Lame Site List and it (coincidentally) is a list of some of those lame web sites out there.
"Why?" I hear you asking.
1) Everyone likes to waste time on the internet. I'm just trying to make your time wasting... More →
It's -45 degrees here in New York (that may have been a slight exaggeration, but you can't prove anything), and apparently, travelwriter21 is feeling the chill as well:I went outside this morning and realized something...... More →
Anggik's latest masterpiece cheered us up...at first.
But then we noticed that postscript. "P.S.Be GOODSANTA'S COMING." And we remembered accidentally-on-purpose stealing our friend's favorite pants and never "remembering" to give them back.
Will Santa still give us... More →
It's become painfully apparent that despite all of our best efforts (we had a righteous jam session in the copy room one time), none of us Sparkitors have the chops to make it big in the music world. We lack the necessary talent, the essential... More →