Congratulations, Badge #21! You are our winner for Round 1F. And a healthy round of applause for all the other badges in the last round, you ALL did WONDERFUL.
We also learned that you guys are split 50-50 on the idea of zombies: half of you... More →
Because of last week's outstanding responses, we've decided to invest our entire SparkLife budget in producing blockbuster films about each of you. The best part? The fact that Chelsea Dagger will be playing the role of every single person in every single film. Look out,... More →
Ostensibly, status updates are for informing your friends and relatives about what is going on in your life. But what is a status update without a lot of Likes and comments and Liked comments? Social alienation and death, that's what. Which is why all your... More →
Did you know that if you type "Making fun of" into the search bar on Youtube, the first thing that pops up is "Making fun of Justin Beiber"?
I learned that today. And that's how I found this ... More →
Don't you love this drawing McGonagall62 did of Chelsea Dagger a little boy? McGonagall62, I think you're the perfect artist to do the 12-foot oil painting of my face, which I plan to give my parents for their anniversary. ... More →
Evana16, we totally, weirdly hear you on the pancakes & syrup thing. –Sparkitors
I was on Facebook the other day (as I am 79.3% of the time), and one of my friends posted the following: "long day. hmu." And I was like, huh? First... More →
Today's pick was sent in by Sparkler McKenzie_Me, and I like it for multiple reasons:
1) It's funny how they're both guys, but they both sound better when they're singing girls' parts.
2) If you watch their faces when they're not singing, it's like they're... More →
People are always asking us how to talk on the phone with their crushes, and we're all like, we have no idea! We mean, if you're like us and have a crush on the pizza delivery guy, you'll notice the phone conversation is usually pretty... More →
GUYS, WHERE IS THE LOVE? A Sparkler made last week's video, poured her sweat and blood and Lego collection into it, and you only gave it a 7.73? DISGRACEFUL. The Sparkitors rated it a 23 out of 10, just so you... More →