the internets Interview With A Sparkler: Round "Further Evidence That Sparklers Are Better Than Everyone Else" 164 By: Chelsea Dagger FANTASTIC NEWS, SPARKLERS: It's almost Halloween. And you know what that means, right?! Yeah, neither do we. But we're 97.8% sure that it has... More» Open Thread for October 29 1620 By: Emily Winter Meet Jack. According to our report, Jack likes coffee, long walks on the beach, and chewing his Sparkler's shoes. Sounds like the perfect man to us!... More» Ahab Has Added "Monomaniacal Revenge" to His Interests 42 By: kat_rosenfield Here at SparkNotes, we often sit around pondering the truly important questions in life. Ancient philosophical questions that have tormented great thinkers through the centuries.... More» Welcome to the New SparkLife!!! 89 By: Emily Winter *small voice* Hi. ... Oh, I know: This isn't what you expected, is it? Your Dan Bergstein-loving friend probably sent you a screenshot of me, and this... More» Open Thread for October 28 2551 By: Emily Winter Wow! We're speechless! You talk instead, Elena28! I visited my aunt in Arizona two years ago and immediately fell in love with the... More» Awesome Thing of the Week 45 By: Chelsea Dagger Quite a few of your heads exploded last week when Chelsea Dagger accidentally claimed that eggs were dairy products, and your complaints were... More» Guide to Freshman Year 1742 By: Emily Winter Everyone is scared of high school. Everyone! Even ninjas. More» Open Thread for October 26 1719 By: Chelsea Dagger muffinsarejustbetter sent us these stunningly gorgeous photographs along with the understatement of the century: So I take pictures of random butterflies. Then... More»