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It's Da Newz With H. Alan!

By H. Alan ScottApril 22, 2014
Hey Sparklers! I'm gonna lay down all the news from this week that you'll need to know in order to sound smarter... More  →
It's Da Newz With H. Alan!

How to Use Mascara

By Janet ManleyApril 18, 2014
By request, I am providing sundry information on mascara use gleaned from a lifetime as a person with buttons for eyes. I... More  →
How to Use Mascara

Behold the Taco Cannon: Weapon of Mass Deliciousness

By Vadim NewquistNovember 9, 2012
Stunning technological advancements are making a huge impact on the war on hunger, experts say, as evidenced by the unveiling of the... More  →
Behold the Taco Cannon: Weapon of Mass Deliciousness

The Ten Best Fictional Weapons

By Dan_BergsteinJune 29, 2011
This summer, we’re seeing a lot of superheroes at the movies, and each one seems to have his own special weapon. Thor... More  →
The Ten Best Fictional Weapons