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The Definitive Ranking of Voldemort's Biggest Regrets

By ElodieApril 26, 2016
You’re going to regret a lot of things in this life of yours, but you’re never going to regret things quite like... More  →
The Definitive Ranking of Voldemort's Biggest Regrets

The Horcrux Test

By Janet ManleyMarch 28, 2016
"A Horcrux is the word used for an object in which a person has concealed part of their soul." —Horace Slughorn Eeeee! Nobody is... More  →
The Horcrux Test

Death Eater Meeting Minutes, March 11

By Kalina CiokMarch 11, 2016
In Attendance: The Dark Lord Voldemort, better than Albus Dumbledore and the King of Walking Swag Bellatrix Lestrange - Voldemort Rodolphus Lestrange Severus Snape The Malfoy crew Peter... More  →
Death Eater Meeting Minutes, March 11

Exclusive Post-Wizarding War Interview Transcript with Draco Malfoy Leaked

By Maddy AaronFebruary 19, 2016
The transcript from a 1998 interview with Draco Malfoy published in Details magazine has been leaked by an anonymous source, and gives... More  →
Exclusive Post-Wizarding War Interview Transcript with Draco Malfoy Leaked

Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters' BUSINESS CARDS

By Steffi LynnFebruary 4, 2016
We collaborated with our champion Weasley sweaters illustrator, Steffi Lynn, to bring you never-before-seen business cards of those we thought... More  →
Your Favorite <i>Harry Potter</i> Characters' BUSINESS CARDS

Here's What Would Happen If Voldemort Had Been the Villain In Classic Lit Novels

By ElodieJanuary 5, 2016
Remember Voldemort? That guy who got his butt kicked by a baby and was ultimately killed by his own deflected curse? Yeah.... More  →
Here's What Would Happen If Voldemort Had Been the Villain In Classic Lit Novels

#GOALS: Katniss, Loki, & Dumbledore Lay Out Their New Year's Resolutions

By Maddy AaronDecember 28, 2015
Once a year, we all pretend that we will be entirely new people next year! We will STOP always ordering TWO cupcakes... More  →
#GOALS: Katniss, Loki, & Dumbledore Lay Out Their New Year's Resolutions

Happy Holidays from Lord Voldemort!

By Jessie GaynorDecember 21, 2015
December 2, 1994 Dear friends*, *LOL JK What a year it's been for us in the Quirrell headhold! Quirinus has welcomed me to the back... More  →
Happy Holidays from Lord Voldemort!