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The 6th Annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K

By RubyDecember 1, 2014
Greetings, ladies, gentlemen, and escaped turkeys. We'd like to welcome you to the sixth annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K, being held in... More  →
The 6th Annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K

Open Thread for November 27!

By SparkLifeNovember 27, 2014
HAPPY THANKSGIVING SPARKLERS! Who's ready to eat their weight in turkey, mashed potatoes, corn and butter?! Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username... More  →
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12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 28, 2013
Gobble gobble! That's the sound the friendly turkey makes before we chase it down, wrestle it to the ground, bag it up,... More  →
12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

5 Reasons Why Turkeys Are the Greatest Threat to American Security

By ChauntonNovember 22, 2012
The day of the great turkey consumption festival approaches in the United States, but we come to you today with dire warnings.... More  →
5 Reasons Why Turkeys Are the Greatest Threat to American Security
These Turkeys Are Depressed