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12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 28, 2013
Gobble gobble! That's the sound the friendly turkey makes before we chase it down, wrestle it to the ground, bag it up,... More  →
12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

5 Reasons Why Turkeys Are the Greatest Threat to American Security

By ChauntonNovember 22, 2012
The day of the great turkey consumption festival approaches in the United States, but we come to you today with dire warnings.... More  →
5 Reasons Why Turkeys Are the Greatest Threat to American Security
These Turkeys Are Depressed