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Dear Canada, Let Us Show You How to Party

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By: Emily Winter

Oh, Canada.

It's your day! Your time to shine! Your time to celebrate! But do you even know how to party, Canada?

Here's a list ...

I Was Kidnapped By Clowns! (and Other Good Reasons for Your Unauthorized Absences)

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By: kat_rosenfield

The media has been all abuzz over the mysterious disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who vanished into the ether for a ...

OMG! Robert Pattinson Was Hit By a Car!

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By: Katie_Rolnick

Whoa! For reals, Robert Pattinson was swiped/grazed/sort-of-hit by a taxi while filming his new movie, "Remember Me," in New York last week. Calm ...

Your Honor, We Object!

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By: Katie_Rolnick

We thought it was pretty clear that while Cap'n Crunchberries is a delicious morning treat, "crunchberries" is a clever-wordplay-name for a totally unreal...

I'll Never Lego

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By: kat_rosenfield

If you ever played with Legos, you know that they are the greatest toy-slash-architectural-tool ever to grace the face of our fair planet. Here at ...

America's Next Top Blago

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By: kat_rosenfield

We don't usually talk about politics on SparkLife, but the wackadoo antics of disgraced former governor Rod Blagojevich have forced us to make an exception.

Wiretapped, ...

WTF Files: Every Touch is a Bad Touch!

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By: kat_rosenfield

Hey, Tiger, why the long face? Monday got you down? Midterms stressing you out? Mom and Dad just don’t understand you? Auntie SparkNotes knows how ...

AIG: Arrogant, Irrational, Greedy?

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By: kat_rosenfield

The country is in uproar this week after news surfaced that AIG—also known as That Insurance Company We Bailed Out With Taxpayer Money—used the ...

...and Then I Put Her Head in the Microwave. Just for a Minute.

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By: Emily Winter

Happy Birthday, Barbie! Now it's time to sever your head.

This week, Barbie turned 50. Whoop-di-do. Seriously, we wouldn't care too much about the little tart ...