Why is it that some people are always punctual, and others could not be on time even if Robert Pattinson was waiting for them with a suitcase full of a million dollars and an autographed copy of The Princess Bride signed by every member of the cast, including Andre the Giant and that guy with the lisp?
Don't get me wrong. I count myself among the latter group. I think I got a rush in high school out of seeing how close I could cut it to sign-in before being marked tardy. One of my senior quotes was from Alice in Wonderland's White Rabbit: "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date." (Dorky, I know. Thanks for pointing that out. It's not like it hasn't haunted me for the past ten years.)
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