the friend zone

Dear All-Knowing-And-Powerful-Auntie,
How does an unlucky high school guy get out of the dreaded and accursed friendzone when stuck there with a lady friend? All of...

grace_return7 wants you dudes to know that getting "friendzoned" is a huge compliment. Kind of.—Sparkitors

Auntie's recent...

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I have always been told I am a nice guy. I am polite and always treat girls with respect. For some reason, I...

My Dearest Auntie,

I have a best friend, "Jon." I have known him since before my shoes mattered, and I recall a brief middle school romance...

*confetti cannons explode* LUNARCIRCUS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Sparkitors

and the second is here:

Woh.
WOH.
WWWWOOOOOOOOHHHH.
Long time no see, Sparklers! It’s been like, a bajillion and three-quarter ...

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
So theres this guy (isn't there always?). He's nice, funny, cute (yada yada yada), the picture of the perfect cliche crush. We share...