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Great American Novels, Ranked by How Much We Hate Them

By ElodieDecember 11, 2018
I try not to hate things. It distracts me from emotions I feel more strongly about, like the unbridled joy I feel... More  →
Great American Novels, Ranked by How Much We Hate Them

Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in Marvel Quotes

By ElodieNovember 28, 2018

Like most people, I sold my soul to Marvel long ago in exchange for cool fight sequences, hot outfits, and

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Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in Marvel Quotes

Classic Novels, Ranked in Order of How Easy They Are to Study

By ElodieNovember 7, 2018

Some books are easy to read, and others? Well, others are difficult. In the time it took me to struggle... More  →

Classic Novels, Ranked in Order of How Easy They Are to Study

If Holden Caulfield Could Text

By ElodieNovember 7, 2018
We all have opinions about Holden Caulfield. Is he just some obnoxious rich kid? Is he a lonely teenager who’s also depressed?... More  →
If Holden Caulfield Could Text

9 Halloween Costume Ideas for Book Lovers

By ElodieOctober 26, 2018
This year for Halloween, everyone will be going as things like Wonder Woman, Pennywise, and Szechuan sauce. Dare to be different with... More  →
9 Halloween Costume Ideas for Book Lovers

Every Book on Your English Syllabus Summed Up in a Quote from The Office

By ElodieAugust 20, 2018
I am not a teacher. Teachers are the real MVPs, and I don't have the patience, the stamina, or quite frankly the... More  →
Every Book on Your English Syllabus Summed Up in a Quote from <i>The Office</i>

7 Disturbing Details from Classic Novels (That You Probably Don't Remember)

By ElodieJune 21, 2018
Classic novels do this thing where they spend paragraph after paragraph describing the misty moors, or the history of Paris, or how... More  →
7 Disturbing Details from Classic Novels (That You Probably Don't Remember)

QUIZ: Is This a Holden Caulfield Quote, or Something a Guy Actually Said to Me on a First Date?

By ElodieMay 16, 2018
I've done some online dating in my time, which means I've been on dates with guys who were just one red hunting... More  →
QUIZ: Is This a Holden Caulfield Quote, or Something a Guy Actually Said to Me on a First Date?

QUIZ: Is This a Lorde Lyric or a Catcher in the Rye Quote?

By ElodieOctober 13, 2017
Lorde’s latest album makes me want to walk around a big city at night with no particular direction in mind. And since... More  →
QUIZ: Is This a Lorde Lyric or a <i>Catcher in the Rye</i> Quote?