texts The Sacred Rules of Text Flirting 27 By: Contributor If I could pull a Neo and download one skill set (Matrix—style), it would doubtlessly be the ability to understand how members of the opposite ... More» When My Mom Texts 27 By: Sissy Because my mom is all about being my BFF, she likes to do everything I do (actually, she does things she thinks I do, but ... More» When Parents Text...Sparkler Edition! 52 By: Jennifer Grudziecki A Long, long time ago (about a month), we asked you to send us all of the tragically hilarious texts you've ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Yes, She Wants Your Boyfriend 44 By: kat_rosenfield Dear Auntie, So my boyfriend is a freshmen in college, and I'm a junior in high school. I have little doubt about his fidelity and... More» Auntie SparkNotes: When Awesome Sibs Make Awful SOs 30 By: kat_rosenfield Before we head into today's column, we've got a short, sad shout-out to make: some of our Sparklers tragically lost their wonderful cheerleading coach, Mrs. ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black 43 By: kat_rosenfield Today, we're all b-words! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a sophomore, and there's this boy who has a crush on me. That probably wouldn't be too big... More»