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Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 8!

By ContributorFebruary 11, 2011
thenameselodie has figured out the secrets of the universe, but her crush's texts are... More  →
Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 8!

How To Interpret Texts From Guys

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011
jtjuvenile is either about to ease your pain or make your crush a LOT more... More  →
How To Interpret Texts From Guys

The Top Four Weirdest Chat Acronyms

By ContributorJanuary 13, 2011
Evana16, we totally, weirdly hear you on the pancakes & syrup thing. –Sparkitors I was on Facebook the other day (as... More  →
The Top Four Weirdest Chat Acronyms

What Your Favorite Emoticon Says About You

By ContributorDecember 20, 2010
prolife795 is about to predict your personality based on your favorite texting symbol. It's like science,... More  →
What Your Favorite Emoticon Says About You

Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 13, 2010
We keep texting love notes to Auntie, but all she texts back is ":-/ can't talk, rly busy." What is she hinting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 18, 2010
What does it mean when your crush ignores your texts? Auntie hates to be the bearer of bad news, but... —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

How To Deal With Annoying Texters

By ContributorOctober 29, 2010
If only we knew how navigate the treacherous waters of unintelligble mystery texts. Oh wait, now we do! Thanks for the advice,... More  →
How To Deal With Annoying Texters

Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2010
Yesterday, Sparkler faith_in_absence reported back with some bad news: she'd broken a house rule by staying up late... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 22, 2010
Did Auntie just make up the phrase "textual harassment"? Because if so, she is a certified genius. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I did something... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
Over the course of human history, texting has always been the preferred way for lovestruck young people to flirtatiously interact with their... More  →
7 Things Never to Text Your Crush