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The Top Four Weirdest Chat Acronyms

By ContributorJanuary 13, 2011
Evana16, we totally, weirdly hear you on the pancakes & syrup thing. –Sparkitors I was on Facebook the other day (as... More  →
The Top Four Weirdest Chat Acronyms

What Your Favorite Emoticon Says About You

By ContributorDecember 20, 2010
prolife795 is about to predict your personality based on your favorite texting symbol. It's like science,... More  →
What Your Favorite Emoticon Says About You

Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 13, 2010
We keep texting love notes to Auntie, but all she texts back is ":-/ can't talk, rly busy." What is she hinting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 18, 2010
What does it mean when your crush ignores your texts? Auntie hates to be the bearer of bad news, but... —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

How To Deal With Annoying Texters

By ContributorOctober 29, 2010
If only we knew how navigate the treacherous waters of unintelligble mystery texts. Oh wait, now we do! Thanks for the advice,... More  →
How To Deal With Annoying Texters

Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2010
Yesterday, Sparkler faith_in_absence reported back with some bad news: she'd broken a house rule by staying up late... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 22, 2010
Did Auntie just make up the phrase "textual harassment"? Because if so, she is a certified genius. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I did something... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
Over the course of human history, texting has always been the preferred way for lovestruck young people to flirtatiously interact with their... More  →
7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

Covert Ops: Communicating With Your Friends During Class

By Rachel KorowitzAugust 13, 2010
It's almost like your teacher has the eyes of a hawk. No matter what you do, she intercepts every note, hears every... More  →
Covert Ops: Communicating With Your Friends During Class

Auntie SparkNotes: The Scales of Love

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 2, 2010
The Scales of Love are a lot like the Scales of Justice, only completely different, and much more gooey.— Sparkitors Dear Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Scales of Love