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24 Icebreakers NOT to Text Your Crush

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 12, 2014
You've managed to get your crush's phone number, possibly due to pity, wizardry, or mistaken identity. The next step is to text... More  →
24 Icebreakers NOT to Text Your Crush

MAKE ROOM on Your Christmas Playlists: Kristen Bell's New Song Shows You How to Flirt Via Text

By AddisonDecember 4, 2014
Human snowball of feist Kristen Bell is back as a fabulous BLONDE DOLL (she's a doll, an actual doll) in Straight No... More  →
MAKE ROOM on Your Christmas Playlists: Kristen Bell's New Song Shows You How to Flirt Via Text

Signs You're Coming Down with a CASE OF THE CAPS

By Valerie BurnSeptember 26, 2014
In and around the SparNnotes offices, we do A LOT OF YELLING. There's actual yelling (WHY ARE HACKERS LEAKING NUDE PHOTOS OF... More  →
Signs You're Coming Down with a CASE OF THE CAPS

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Is Constantly Texting Her Boyfriend Every Time We're Together

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 22, 2014
Hello Auntie, My friend and her boyfriend have been dating for like, four months, and she NEVER stops texting him. It's really annoying,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Is Constantly Texting Her Boyfriend Every Time We're Together

Ask Jono: Flirty in Person, Quiet When Texting

By Jon_SkindzierJune 11, 2014
Dear Jono, So I have read several of your advice blog posts and none seem to fit the bill of what I... More  →
Ask Jono: Flirty in Person, Quiet When Texting

Auntie SparkNotes: I Drunk-Dialed My Ex and Now He Hates Me

By kat_rosenfieldJune 9, 2014
Hey Auntie, Recently my ex and I broke up, because long story short, I cut myself (it's been a habit since I was... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Drunk-Dialed My Ex and Now He Hates Me

Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races

By Valerie BurnApril 14, 2014
Diversify your text game, Sparklers! After a lot of talk, Apple announced it will update its emoji keyboard to include more racially/culturally... More  →
Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races

The 11 Kinds of Texts You Get From Your Mom

By Melissa AlbertFebruary 19, 2014
Moms and texting go together like nachos and panda bears: nothing makes sense, things often go badly, but occasionally something hilarious happens.... More  →
The 11 Kinds of Texts You Get From Your Mom

Ask Jono: Did I Wait Too Long to Like This Guy Back?

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 10, 2014
Hi Jono! So there's this guy (so cliche, I know) that has been asking to hang out for a couple of months now.... More  →
Ask Jono: Did I Wait Too Long to Like This Guy Back?

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Make Friends With My Coworker?

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 31, 2014
Dear Auntie, I work with a guy we'll call Nicholas. We've worked together for a year and a half now, and due to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Make Friends With My Coworker?