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"Sychronized Swimming" Routine Wins the Internets

By Janet ManleyMay 1, 2014
Today in I WANT TO GO BACK AND DO FIFTH GRADE OVER, we have eight dancers from Hurst, Texas, performing a hilarious... More  →

Five Reasons NOT to Act Your Age this Summer

By Melissa AlbertJuly 11, 2013
In the wintertime, it's easy to act your age. Something about extreme cold sapping your will to live makes it second nature... More  →
Five Reasons NOT to Act Your Age this Summer

How To Make the Most Out of Your Community Pool

By Ashley Brooke RobertsJuly 5, 2013
The dog days of summer are upon us and your parents have decided that dropping you off at the local community pool... More  →
How To Make the Most Out of Your Community Pool

Awful Things To Yell Before Jumping Into the Pool

By RG DanielsMay 28, 2013
Memorial Day has come and gone and with it, the beginning of another summer season. Maybe you plan to spend your days... More  →
Awful Things To Yell Before Jumping Into the Pool

Is a Ryan Lochte Reality Show Worth Watching?

By Brandon SpecktorAugust 31, 2012
There's an elastic waistband-thin balance between "attractive" and "interesting" content to which mainstream TV routinely delivers a jihad of violent wedgies. (Note: this... More  →
Is a Ryan Lochte Reality Show Worth Watching?

Pool Games for the Strong and Insane

By RG DanielsJuly 16, 2012
Summertime fun means trips to the pool. While you're there soaking up the sun be sure to play one of these... More  →
Pool Games for the Strong and Insane

What Your Summer Swimwear Says About You

By SissyJune 15, 2012
We express ourselves every day through our clothing choices, and that remains the case when we're straight lounging poolside. What you wear... More  →
What Your Summer Swimwear Says About You

20 Ways To Tell If The Lake Is Too Dirty To Swim In

By Janet ManleyJune 8, 2012
The temperatures are rising, and you and your friends are getting randy for a dip in an unattended weir or bog out... More  →
20 Ways To Tell If The Lake Is Too Dirty To Swim In

Cheap Workouts to Try This Summer

By SissyJune 1, 2012
While we think everyone, no matter what their body shape is, is totally flabulous, it never hurts to get in shape—especially in... More  →
Cheap Workouts to Try This Summer

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Pale Bod Beach-Ready?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 31, 2012
Hey Auntie, Obviously I have a problem, and I'm not sure if it's enough to worry about. To start off, it's about (dramatic... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Pale Bod Beach-Ready?