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Rules for the Public Pool

By Robert IsenbergJune 24, 2010
1. This is a non-smoking area, except for the heavyset sunburned guy who is sneaking cigarettes in the corner. (How does... More  →
Rules for the Public Pool

How to Avoid Summertime Chores

By ContributorJune 24, 2010
We are totally covering ourselves in red food coloring and then committing felonies. No chores for us—right, ... More  →
How to Avoid Summertime Chores

Three Epic Summer FAILS

By Ashley SpencerJune 21, 2010
An epic FAIL is the kind of episode people don’t easily forget. Remember that epic FAIL moment you had last winter? When... More  →
Three Epic Summer FAILS

Summer Loving Movies Vs. Your Messy Life

By Ashley SpencerJune 17, 2010
In the movies, it looks so easy to fall in love…especially in the summertime. You make out on blankets on the beach.... More  →
Summer Loving Movies Vs. Your Messy Life

Boycott Summer Break

By ContributorJune 17, 2010
jgrudzy's sarcasm hand is ALWAYS raised. —Sparkitors Everyone knows it: summer break is for losers. It’s lame and boring. Without school,... More  →
Boycott Summer Break

Na-Na Why Don’t You Get a Job?

By Ashley SpencerJune 14, 2010
You’ve barely been on summer break for five seconds, and your father is already all over you. “Why don’t you get a... More  →
Na-Na Why Don’t You Get a Job?

A Foreigner's Take on American Summer Camps

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 14, 2010
Hey there, Sparklerinos. How's all that sunshine working out for you? A lot of you are in the US, which means you're... More  →
A Foreigner's Take on American Summer Camps

Fighting the War Against Sweat

By Dan_BergsteinJune 9, 2010
Sweating is natural. It’s also a bit gross and can ruin relationships, start wars, and destroy lives. With summer right around the... More  →
Fighting the War Against Sweat

You Know it's Summer When...

By ContributorJune 7, 2010
This article by SongByrd94 really made us miss the good old days of summer vacation, so we're wearing... More  →
You Know it's Summer When...

How Not to Kiss

By Ashley SpencerJune 4, 2010
In the summertime, the only activity more popular than barbequing burgers is making out with cuties. The warm air, the bonfires, the... More  →
How Not to Kiss