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Boycott Summer Break

By ContributorJune 17, 2010
jgrudzy's sarcasm hand is ALWAYS raised. —Sparkitors Everyone knows it: summer break is for losers. It’s lame and boring. Without school,... More  →
Boycott Summer Break

Na-Na Why Don’t You Get a Job?

By Ashley SpencerJune 14, 2010
You’ve barely been on summer break for five seconds, and your father is already all over you. “Why don’t you get a... More  →
Na-Na Why Don’t You Get a Job?

A Foreigner's Take on American Summer Camps

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 14, 2010
Hey there, Sparklerinos. How's all that sunshine working out for you? A lot of you are in the US, which means you're... More  →
A Foreigner's Take on American Summer Camps

Fighting the War Against Sweat

By Dan_BergsteinJune 9, 2010
Sweating is natural. It’s also a bit gross and can ruin relationships, start wars, and destroy lives. With summer right around the... More  →
Fighting the War Against Sweat

You Know it's Summer When...

By ContributorJune 7, 2010
This article by SongByrd94 really made us miss the good old days of summer vacation, so we're wearing... More  →
You Know it's Summer When...

How Not to Kiss

By Ashley SpencerJune 4, 2010
In the summertime, the only activity more popular than barbequing burgers is making out with cuties. The warm air, the bonfires, the... More  →
How Not to Kiss

What Your Not-So-Favorite Teachers Are Doing this Summer

By Ashley SpencerJune 3, 2010
It’s been a long year—not just for you, but for your teachers. Ms. Bishop deserves a break; she didn't say anything, but... More  →
What Your Not-So-Favorite Teachers Are Doing this Summer

Guide to NOT Getting a Summer Job

By ChrisFauxRealJune 3, 2010
Your first summer job is a rite of passage, just like the first time you throw up on a roller coaster. Unfortunately,... More  →
Guide to NOT Getting a Summer Job

How to Fend Off Post-Vacation Letdown

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 2, 2010
Oh, is that you, Sparklers? Excuse me, I didn't know we had a date this morning. I was just here, lying on... More  →
How to Fend Off Post-Vacation Letdown

How To Plan Your Summer

By ContributorMay 18, 2010
TheFoxAstronaut has been busy lately; she’s not only written several awesome posts, she’s also crafted this handy guide... More  →
How To Plan Your Summer