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Facebook Status Updates from a Leprechaun

By Lauren PassellMarch 8, 2013
St. Patrick's Day is coming up! March 17! And if leprechauns ever man up, come out from underneath their rainbows, and prove... More  →
Facebook Status Updates from a Leprechaun

Future Facebook Feature Upgrades (Say That 5 Times Fast)

By ContributorJune 6, 2012
Facebook has recently added a feature that allows users to “Star” their closest friends in order to see vital information about them... More  →
Future Facebook Feature Upgrades (Say That 5 Times Fast)

The 10 Worst Kinds of Facebook Status Updates

By Melissa AlbertApril 3, 2012
Facebook jail: it isn't a real thing, but wouldn't it be great if it was? We could quarantine all the... More  →
The 10 Worst Kinds of Facebook Status Updates

Dramatic Interpretation of Facebook

By EmmaFebruary 7, 2012
Facebook convos are truly the Hamlet of our times. Think about it: the mocking...the threats...the accusations and counter-accusations...the sensitive men...the NBK women! Yes, it's... More  →
Dramatic Interpretation of Facebook

Identifying the Typical Female Facebooker

By ContributorMay 25, 2011
monicarima, all the duckfaced ladies of Facebook bow their heads in shame before this post. –Sparkitors Anyone on Facebook can tell... More  →
Identifying the Typical Female Facebooker

The Dos and Don'ts of Online Stalking

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
DontWorryBeHappy:) gives us the lowdown on creepin' on our computers. This is useful stuff.—Sparkitors Admit it: you're... More  →

Ahab Has Added "Monomaniacal Revenge" to His Interests

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Here at SparkNotes, we often sit around pondering the truly important questions in life. Ancient philosophical questions that have tormented great thinkers... More  →
Ahab Has Added

FB Not the Place to Woo Your BF/GF

By Kathryn_WilliamsAugust 19, 2009
Sparklers, trust us when we say we are super duper excited that some of you are all googly-eyed and weak-kneed... More  →
FB Not the Place to Woo Your BF/GF