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There is no greater Sorting Hat than the college admissions system, and SO MANY PLACES TO GET SORTED. If you've just started...
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There are many things we know to be true of a person based on their Hogwarts House. The Sorting Hat says a...
Lord Of The Flies
Sorting the Characters from
The Lord of the Flies
Into Hogwarts Houses
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I bet you have, at one point or another, wondered which Hogwarts houses the
Lord of the Flies
characters would be Sorted into.
Answer These Would-You-Rather Questions and We'll Guess Your Hogwarts House
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There's nothing like a really good, really tricky would-you-rather question to test the content of a person's character. I especially like to bust...
Pick 5 Novels and We'll Tell You Your Hogwarts House
April 19, 2018
The Sorting Ceremony always struck me as suspect. How do we know the Sorting Hat can see into our souls? Because some...
Feminist Hogwarts House Mood Boards
January 19, 2018
First, we brought you
feminist posters for every Hogwarts house
. Then came the ways in which
each house hexes the patriarchy
The Sorting Test
January 16, 2018
If this is the first time you’ve ever taken a Sorting Test, then congratulations! You’re unique. The rest of us have taken...
Rah Rah Rah
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So, you've imagined entering the Great Hall, having the sorting hat dropped onto your head, and your house announced to peals of
No More Hatstalls
The LESSER-KNOWN Hogwarts Houses
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Gryffindors are brave, Hufflepuffs loyal, Slytherins ambitious, and Ravenclaws smart. But if we're being realistic here, four Houses doesn't seem like enough...
Hux Is For H(orcr)ux
We Sorted Everyone From
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Into Their Rightful Hogwarts Houses
January 19, 2016
What would happen if you put the First Order, the Rebels, and all the various Wookiees and droids of
Star Wars: The
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The 7 Most Hardcore Deaths in Literature
All the Best Fictional Villains Summed Up in a Single Sentence
How to Kiss, According to Shakespeare
The 7 Most Underrated Heartthrobs in Fiction
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