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Everything I Know About Women, According to Classic Literature

By ElodieMarch 8, 2018
Women, am I right? They are just impossible to know anything about. They are mysterious and unknowable and probably shapeshifters. In fact,... More  →
Everything I Know About Women, According to Classic Literature

Katniss Everdeen, Commencement Speaker

By Jason SaenzMay 27, 2014
Hello graduating class of 2156! Today you embark on your the first day of the rest of your lives in Panem. Will you... More  →
Katniss Everdeen, Commencement Speaker

Dispatch From Life Under the Infant King

By Andrew TavinApril 29, 2014
It has been three weeks since the Queen, Prince William, and Duchess Kate abdicated their rights to the British crown of cuteness.... More  →
Dispatch From Life Under the Infant King

Four Reasons Why Breaking Dawn Will Rock Your Socks Off

By ContributorSeptember 1, 2011

Nicole_Lyn is really looking forward to the next Twilight movie. (Bet you never thought you'd see THAT sentence

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Four Reasons Why Breaking Dawn Will Rock Your Socks Off

The Yankee's Guide to Surviving the South

By ContributorMay 3, 2011
Yes, ColonelofGC messed with Texas. But put your sawed-off shotguns down, Southern Sparklers, it's satire! –Sparkitors The South is a wonderful place... More  →
The Yankee's Guide to Surviving the South

How to Be a Freshman

By ContributorSeptember 23, 2010
marmellow is so evil! And awesome! —Sparkitors Beginning a new school at the bottom of the totem pole can be quite... More  →
How to Be a Freshman

Read 'Em & Laugh: A Sparkler's Guide to Funny Books

By ContributorMarch 25, 2010
With a name like banana_shortcake, we figured this Sparkler would know her way around funny books. Turns out we... More  →
Read 'Em & Laugh: A Sparkler's Guide to Funny Books