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Auntie SparkNotes: My Entire Dorm Suite Is Covered in My Roommate's Dead Skin

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 24, 2015
Dear Auntie, Since the beginning of this semester, I'd lived in a suite-style dorm (two rooms connected by one bathroom) by myself.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Entire Dorm Suite Is Covered in My Roommate's Dead Skin

The Ultimate Roommate Questionnaire

By Ashley Brooke RobertsJanuary 16, 2015
So, last semester's roommate assignment didn't work out so well, and you're conducting interviews for a suitable replacement. The old vetting method... More  →
The Ultimate Roommate Questionnaire

The ULTIMATE College Roommate Survey

By Emily BrownNovember 10, 2014
Now that we’re all about halfway through the semester, it’s safe to assume you have a slowly brewed a strong opinion of... More  →
The ULTIMATE College Roommate Survey

Auntie SparkNotes: My Roommate Is Horrible

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 7, 2014
Dear Auntie, I'll cut to the chase. My roommate and I have been living together for a little over a month, and it's... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Roommate Is Horrible

Ready to Move Off Campus? Here Are Some Honest Share House Listings

By Andrew TavinOctober 21, 2014
You're part-way through your junior year of college and coming home to find your room turned into an impromptu foam party is... More  →
Ready to Move Off Campus? Here Are Some Honest Share House Listings

Auntie SparkNotes: My Roommates Are Always Assuming I'll Pay For Things

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 9, 2014
Hey Auntie, I live in an apartment near my college campus with two other girls. They're nice enough, I suppose. Neither of them... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Roommates Are Always Assuming I'll Pay For Things

12 Things NOT to Bring to College

By ElodieAugust 12, 2014
Packing for college is just one of those things you only learn how to do through hilarious trial and error, like going... More  →
12 Things NOT to Bring to College

Signs You Have a Bad Roommate

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 7, 2014
He always eats anything you leave in the fridge, such as baking soda and the light bulb. Every time Law and Order is... More  →
Signs You Have a Bad Roommate

Auntie SparkNotes: Can I Get Back the Friends Who Were Stolen from Me?

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 3, 2014
Dear Auntie, I have a problem I hope you can help me with (original, I know). It centers around my university accommodation—I live... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can I Get Back the Friends Who Were Stolen from Me?

Auntie SparkNotes: Is My Roommate Rude, Or Am I Oversensitive?

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 3, 2014
Hi Auntie, I would like to present a case study of my and my roommate's interactions over the past months! (Cue groans of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is My Roommate Rude, Or Am I Oversensitive?