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Last Night's Breaking Dawn Premiere: KStew Looked Gorgeous, and Someone Forgot to Wear Pants

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By: Chelsea Dagger

Most of you butts seem to have an inexplicable distaste for Kristen Stewart, but even the harshest among you will have to admit: she KILLED ...

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Who Was the Best Dressed at the Breaking Dawn Premiere?

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By: Chelsea Dagger

There's no better cure for the Gloomy Tuesdays (a disease we just invented and are also infected with) than a slideshow packed with pics of Hollywood hotties. You don't have to be a Twilight fan to appreciate how swell Taylor Lautner looks in a suit—or to admit that KStew cleans up really, really good. More→

Admit It: You Just Can't Get Enough of Celebrity Photos

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By: Chelsea Dagger

For Superman, it's green rocks. For Elizabeth Bennet, it's aloof, hostile rich dudes. For Voldemort, it's Blazin' Buffalo Doritos. And for us, it's photos of celebs. Yep, you caught us: we love to stare at famous people, and we mean that in the creepiest way possible. So here's the newest news on the hottest stars, complete with shiny, shiny photographs. Don't fight it, Sparklebutts. You know you want to look. More→

How to Become the Next Tween Heartthrob

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By: Contributor

oceaneyesx3 has got the tips to turn you into the next spectacularly-coiffed teen sensation. Don't forget about us when...

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Committee of Cool: We Are Hip! We Are With It! We Watch The MTVs!

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By: Chelsea Dagger

Emily: MTV MOVIE AWARDS!

Chelsea: I was trying to type a Robert Pattinson joke but it was too hard.

Emma ...

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15 Reasons Showers Are Terrible

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By: Contributor

We’re sitting here in our shower caps, too confused to move. Why must you be so convincing, Trini94? –Sparkitors

Hey there, Sparklers. So here's ...

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Underwear You Do NOT Want to Get Caught Wearing at School

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By: Kathryn_Williams

Underwear (or "underclothes," for you readers coming to us from mid-19th-century England) were named thusly for one reason: they are supposed to be worn under ...

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Grudging Admissions: Five Things About Twilight That Don't Totally Suck

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By: kat_rosenfield

When it comes to choosing sides in the ongoing superiority contest between Harry Potter and Twilight, it's no secret that your SparkNotes editors' allegiance lies ...

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People We Want to See On TV

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By: Ashley Spencer

Sick of the “Oprah” and “The View”? We understand. How are the younger generations supposed to relate to these menopausal chicks? We need more younger ...

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The Day I Hung Out with RPatz

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By: Ashley Spencer

I’ve had brief encounters with Ben Affleck, Hayden Christensen, *NSync, Chubby Checker, and Bozo the Clown. During all of these encounters, I was your typically ...

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