relationships

HERE'S THE HYPOTHETICAL SITCH, SPARKLERS: Back when school started in the fall, the dreamiest dreamboat EVER asked you to homecoming. And then he asked... More  →

Dear Jono, Thanks for being generally awesome. I love your column. Anywho, there's this guy (Winces. SORRY. Cute and original weren't working for me).... More  →

Dear Auntie, Sophomore year of high school I met a really fun guy, we’ll call him Rocky, and we were inseparable. We... More  →

Unless you've been hibernating in the abandoned ham factory that I keep threatening to abscond to, you've surely heard about... More  →

Hey there Auntie! I’m a 17-year-old girl, senior in high school, who has recently started dating a 19-year-old guy. We’ve been friends for... More  →

Dear Auntie SparkNotes, So its college application season again, and most students are getting their college lists and essays together—or at least should... More  →

Hey all-knowing Jono! (At least I hope this is Jono… otherwise I am terribly sorry to the random person in the great... More  →

Hi Auntie, I have a problem. I'm not depressed, but I do often go through very troubling periods that make me feel awful... More  →

Dear Auntie Jono, Your columns are fantastically talented at distracting me from doing actual school work, whilst also actually, you know, helping, so... More  →

Hey Auntie, I'm a 17-year-old guy who is a senior in high school with a girlfriend who is also a senior in... More  →