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Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 14, 2014
BUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. There are free donuts in the SparkNotes cafeteria, and if I don't get there in the... More  →
Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

Emma Watson VS. Herself, Part DEUX: Will Sexy or Subtle Win Your Vote?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 8, 2014
We already know what happens when Granger Danger faces off against her greatest nemesis; ERRRVRYBODY WINS (and also every dementor... More  →
Emma Watson VS. Herself, Part DEUX: Will Sexy or Subtle Win Your Vote?

TSwift Shows Off A Sexy New Style (and Her Killer Abs) at the 2014 ACM Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 7, 2014
The Academy of Country Music Awards aired last night, but if you're anything like me, you were much too busy screaming "HIBBIDY-DIBBIDY... More  →
TSwift Shows Off A Sexy New Style (and Her Killer Abs) at the 2014 ACM Awards!

Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

By Chelsea DaggerApril 3, 2014
AH, TRIS AND FOUR, the two best-lookin' Dauntlesses (Dauntlessi? Dauntleesers?) in post-apocalypse Chicago. They've been struttin' their butts across the globe to... More  →
Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

The Hottest Looks at the 2014 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 31, 2014
Intro: OH HURRAY, IT'S MONDAY, MY LEAST FAVORITE OF ALL THE DAYS. Thank gourds the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards happened on Saturday... More  →
The Hottest Looks at the 2014 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards!

Emma Watson VS. HERSELF: Which Look Is Your Winner?

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 18, 2014
GRANGER DANGER HAS DONE IT AGAIN, BUTTS. And by "done it" I of course mean "stepped out in public lookin' so devastatingly... More  →
Emma Watson VS. HERSELF: Which Look Is Your Winner?

Brace Yourselves for BEAUTY OVERLOAD: The Hottest Looks At the 2014 Oscars!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 4, 2014
Intro slid caption: PUT ON A HELMET AND STRAP A PILLOW TO YOUR GUT, BUTTS, because you are about to witness AN... More  →
Brace Yourselves for BEAUTY OVERLOAD: The Hottest Looks At the 2014 Oscars!

What Should Lupita Nyong'o Wear to the Oscars?

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 27, 2014
Intro slide:┬áNow that you Sparklebutts/purveyors of style have decided what JLaw is going to wear on Sunday (it's a toss-up... More  →
What Should Lupita Nyong'o Wear to the Oscars?

Which Gorgeous Gown Should JLaw Wear To the Oscars?

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 26, 2014
With the Oscars rapidly approaching, there's one question on everyone's mind: WHY WAS CHELSEA DAGGER NOT ASKED TO HOST?!? My highly photogenic... More  →
Which Gorgeous Gown Should JLaw Wear To the Oscars?

The Hottest Looks at the 2014 BAFTAs!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 17, 2014
IT'S MONDAY AFTERNOON, and that means that most of you are probably shaking your fists at the sky and yelling "WHAT FRESH... More  →
The Hottest Looks at the 2014 BAFTAs!