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I Went to a Gun Party for Work

By S. EdwardsDecember 8, 2015
I was a marketing assistant at a firm in the Midwestern city I grew up in, and keen to fit in with... More  →
I Went to a Gun Party for Work

Quiz: What Shakespearian Career Would You Have

By Elaine AtwellOctober 26, 2015
Few decisions are more important than the choice of how you'll be spending forty hours a week for the rest of your... More  →
Quiz: What Shakespearian Career Would You Have

Everyday Heroes: Woosie the Pastry Cat

By Janet ManleySeptember 24, 2015
While society loves to focus on golden-haired superheroes, I believe that it is tiny acts of heroism that make our world great. Take... More  →
Everyday Heroes: Woosie the Pastry Cat

THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: THAT GUY I MET IN COMMUNITY THEATER

By Nicole DiekerApril 8, 2015
Nicole has had more than her share of crushes, and is currently waiting for a mastermind like Tony Stark, Nathan Ford, or... More  →
THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: THAT GUY I MET IN COMMUNITY THEATER

These Parents "Help" Their Kids Cheat By Being Spider-Men, Scaling Walls With Cheat-Sheets

By AddisonApril 7, 2015
If you're a high school student in India, it's normal that you: 1. study for 20 hours a day; 2. skip school just so... More  →
These Parents "Help" Their Kids Cheat By Being Spider-Men, Scaling Walls With Cheat-Sheets

THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

By Page SchumacherFebruary 13, 2015
You butts have had some SERIOUSLY disappointing Valentine's Days. We were VERY IMPRESSED with the stories of romantic despair offered up to... More  →
THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

We Have Investigated the Young Ring-Bearer and Must Inform You That Dark Times Are Coming

By Ashley Brooke RobertsFebruary 3, 2015
THE TIME OF ELVES IS PAST, AND THE TIME OF MAN WILL BE FRAUGHT WITH TERROR. A fourth-grader in West Texas was suspended... More  →
We Have Investigated the Young Ring-Bearer and Must Inform You That Dark Times Are Coming

Introducing THE AWKWARD GAMES!

By Page SchumacherJanuary 30, 2015
CALLING ALL SPARKLERS! Welcome to the first ever AWKWARD GAMES! The Awkward Games are exactly like the Hunger Games but with less... More  →
Introducing THE AWKWARD GAMES!

Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned

By Janet ManleyAugust 29, 2014
Down in Ballarat, celebrations are underway for the 29th birthday of 40-kilo living legend Patrick the Wombat. On the menu: A scrumptious... More  →
Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned