principals

Dearest Sparklers, it has been unanimously decided that I, Megan Pretzel Prietzel the First, will hold the position of principal at SparkLife Academy. My Legolas ...

Our technique for line-cutters: hiss "no frontsies, no backsies" while brandishing our miniature Swiss Army scissors. Works like a charm! —Sparkitors

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
Hi. I have...

Principals are like the Sasquatches of high school: They're mysterious, intimidating, and over seven feet tall (okay, maybe your principal isn't seven feet ...