poems Limericks About High School Life 10 By: Lex Luthor and Ben Shurtleff In honor of National Poetry Month, please enjoy the following limmies about being a teen: My homework has just been beset by the memes on the Internets There's ... More» Ode to My Crush 6 By: J. Manley Did you know it's National Poetry Month? In its honor, we present: Ode to My Crush. If you were a microwavable treat, I think you shouldst be ... More» Poems To Avoid This Valentine's Day 57 By: Jon_Skindzier The Valentimes are once again upon us. It is a holiday of thinly-veiled stalking, nude flying babies, and ubiquitous romantic poetry. The stalking ... More» Valentine Sparku Take Two 9 By: Kathryn_Williams Last year we gave you some Valentine's haiku (free of charge, we might add) that were sure to sweep your would-be honeys off ... More» Ode to Dan Bergstein 25 By: Contributor alexsarcastic221, we second all of these emotions. —Sparkitors Dan, oh Dan, how shall I describe thee? With your luscious brown beard come sit here beside ... More» Ode to a Dirty Sock Thrown Over a Grecian Urn 17 By: Kathryn_Williams Why do poets always write about beautiful, frightful, or fascinating things? Just once, we'd like to see a poem about a dirty sock. ... More»
