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What Be Yer Pirate Name?

By Sydney ScottSeptember 19, 2013
Avast, ye Sparklin’ mateys! Seems today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I happen to be lookin’ for a new crew.... More  →
What Be Yer Pirate Name?

The Friday Awards: Bacon and Pirates and AWWdorableness

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 6, 2013
Happy Friday, Sparklers! Because we are kind and benevolent Dictators of the Earth, we have decided to give everyone the weekend off.... More  →
The Friday Awards: Bacon and Pirates and AWWdorableness

Four Eras That Weren't As Romantic As They Seem

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 25, 2013
When you picture a stereotypical scene from a major historical era, there's a good chance that half the stuff you're picturing was... More  →
Four Eras That Weren't As Romantic as They Seem

Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

By Scott GreenstoneOctober 3, 2012
Yes, Talk Like a Pirate Day was last month. Yes, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 isn't slated to come out... More  →
Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

Three Awesome Apocalypse Situations That Got Totally Shafted By Zombies

By ContributorOctober 10, 2011
Nicole_Lyn: we want you to write and direct blockbuster movies about all of the following scenarios.... More  →
Three Awesome Apocalypse Situations That Got Totally Shafted By Zombies

Fighting Thursday Boredom, One Presidential Light Saber at a Time

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 17, 2009
It’s Thursday, and we’re bored. The solution? A collection of cool things from around the web that’ll help us (and you!) pass... More  →
Fighting Thursday Boredom, One Presidential Light Saber at a Time

Chris Listens: Lost Masterpieces, Magical Predictions, and Pwned Pirates

By Chris_DikenJuly 31, 2009
I bet you thought “pwn” went out of style in late 2007 along with expressions such as “w00t,” “pr0n,”... More  →