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Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

By Anthony DeVitoJuly 3, 2014
Picking up lines can be cheesy and weird. But, they're a great way to break the ice this 4th of July. Here... More  →
Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

How to Pick Up a Turtle (If You Are Also a Turtle)

By Monique MadridMay 23, 2014
Today is World Turtle Day, so in case you run across one of those hottie reptiles or happen to be... More  →
How to Pick Up a Turtle (If You Are Also a Turtle)

We've Got Your Graduation Pickup Lines

By Monique MadridMay 16, 2014
"I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight." "Wanna see what's under this... More  →
We've Got Your Graduation Pickup Lines

The Friday Awards: Get Your Pickup Lines Here!

By Abbey ClarkeApril 25, 2014
Darling Sparklers, it is Friday once again, for which we are immensely... More  →
The Friday Awards: Get Your Pickup Lines Here!

Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well

By Monique MadridApril 22, 2014
This week, a teen survived a flight from California to Hawaii in the wheel well of a commercial 747, despite... More  →
Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well

Pickup Lines from Adventure Time? Algebraic!

By Chrissie GruebelApril 1, 2014
It’s Datin’ Time. Come on, grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands (like maybe Applebee’s)! Guys, if you heart Adventure... More  →
Pickup Lines from Adventure Time? Algebraic!

College Application Pickup Lines!

By Andrew TavinMarch 26, 2014
You may be waiting to hear back from your college of choice, or taking the SATs or making college visits, but you... More  →
College Application Pickup Lines!

Alternative Pick-Up Lines for St Patrick's Day

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 17, 2014
Hey there you little green cuties (Greenies?)! Tired of the old “Kiss me, I'm Irish” pick-up line even your grandma uses? Want... More  →
Alternative Pick-Up Lines for St Patrick's Day

Valentine's Day Pickup Lines

By Sean McCarthyFebruary 13, 2014
SPARKLERS: IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO FIND A HAND TO HOLD ON FRIDAY! Ease your way into someone's romantic inner life with... More  →
Valentine's Day Pickup Lines