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DAYYYY-UM, When Did Draco Get So Handsome?

By Chelsea DaggerMay 11, 2011
As you all know, Chelsea Dagger is worse at simple mathematics than most 3rd graders. She can hardly spell the words "long... More  →
DAYYYY-UM, When Did Draco Get So Handsome?

Apparently, None of You Are Capable Of Counting to 5

By Chelsea DaggerApril 27, 2011
Last week's riddle not only asked you to become right-hand man to the the P. Diddy of Evil Deeds, it... More  →
Apparently, None of You Are Capable Of Counting to 5

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2011
'Sup, Sparklebutts? Here's what: Dagger is in the hizz-ouse to hand out some MAD CASH MONIES. (And by "mad cash monies," we... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerApril 6, 2011
Last week's Think Tank was a bit out of the ordinary; instead of asking you to solve a riddle, we... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 23, 2011
Last week's riddle, written by the Dagger herself, was revolutionary, unprecedented, and lots of other words that sound impressive. But it... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 16, 2011
BAHHHHHHHGGLLARGGHHH. That was the sound of Chelsea Dagger dying. Yes, dying. She has all kinds of allergies stuck up her half-eaten-hamburger-shaped nose... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 9, 2011
Since her last post, Chelsea Dagger has been just overwhelmed by requests for custom t-shirts. She's gotten 3... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 2, 2011
If you haven't memorized every single lyric to Ice Ice Baby, the best song every lip-synched, then A: you probably didn't get the... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 23, 2011
What UP, playaz? Chelsea Dagger is BACK in this heezy! And she's still under the impression that she's a hip-hop impresario moonlighting as... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

A Very Belated Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 17, 2011
You may be wondering why PBD is a day late, Sparkleheads. A thousand reasons are probably rushing through your finely-tuned minds; is... More  →
A Very Belated Phi Beta Dagger