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What to Do When Your Mom Packs an Embarrassing Lunch

By Ashley SpencerSeptember 14, 2010
Mothers have been doing it since the brown paper bag was invented: packing embarrassing lunches and stuffing them with the likes of... More  →
What to Do When Your Mom Packs an Embarrassing Lunch

Life Without A Sense Of Smell

By ContributorSeptember 9, 2010
Dear thenameselodie: this post is so good that we actually stopped eating... More  →
Life Without A Sense Of Smell

Blogging My Workout

By ContributorAugust 18, 2010
{Insert_Witty_Username_Here}, we feel your pain: we can hardly walk up a flight of stairs without sobbing... More  →
Blogging My Workout

What to Do When You're Finally HOME ALONE

By Ashley SpencerAugust 18, 2010
So your parents are taking a long weekend up north in Wisconsin to stuff their faces with cheese, or maybe they’re each... More  →
What to Do When You're Finally HOME ALONE

The Hit List: The Best of Your Parents' Old Record Collection

By ContributorAugust 17, 2010
aleyna22, we're going to build a a time machine just for you; THAT'S how much we... More  →
The Hit List: The Best of Your Parents' Old Record Collection

The Advantages of Being a Deaf Teenager

By ContributorAugust 12, 2010
Chocoluvschips, we LOVE your sense of humor!—Sparkitors When you're deaf, most people automatically assume that you're... More  →
The Advantages of Being a Deaf Teenager

A Guide to Owning Up

By ContributorAugust 11, 2010
Brightsparky406, no matter what you did, we forgive you—mostly because of this awesome drawing you sent... More  →
A Guide to Owning Up

Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 10, 2010
Wanting to be a ninja is just a phase?! Thanks for bursting our bubble! *sobs while throwing away nunchucks* —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

Auntie SparkNotes: The Red Scare

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 30, 2010
Oh, Auntie! Sometimes we just want to hug you through our moniters. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a bizarre and slightly embarrassing/infuriating problem. I'll... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Red Scare

Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 27, 2010
Hey Auntie! My parents are crazy. My biggest problem with them is their lack of ability to control their anger and discuss things... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].