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Auntie SparkNotes: Your A Does Not Impress

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 9, 2010
Funny how parents see your Cs perfectly well, but go blind when it's time to look at your As. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! How's it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Your A Does Not Impress

Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 5, 2010
Sparkler, we want to give you and Charlie a big Sparkly hug! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Would you consider it wrong to date behind your... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 3, 2010
How do you get your parents to say yes? Auntie's got the magic. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I live and breath Harry Potter. I've... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

Confessions of a Boarding School Transplant

By ContributorOctober 14, 2010
Boarding school…in France? Any chance you attended Beauxbatons, heyjudecharlotte? –Sparkitors What do you think of when you hear “boarding... More  →
Confessions of a Boarding School Transplant

Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2010
Yesterday, Sparkler faith_in_absence reported back with some bad news: she'd broken a house rule by staying up late... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

How to Butter Up Your Parents

By Kathryn_WilliamsSeptember 30, 2010
My mother always told me "you'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." (I live in the South.) This... More  →
How to Butter Up Your Parents

Ways to Get Your Parents to Extend Curfew

By Lauren PassellSeptember 30, 2010
It is a basic rite of passage to complain about your curfew to your parents, unless your dad is like, Ozzy Osbourne,... More  →
Ways to Get Your Parents to Extend Curfew

Blogging My Family Movie Night

By ContributorSeptember 21, 2010
SpacemanSpiff777, your family sounds EXACTLY like this ed's. Which is to say, hilarious, amazing, and, on... More  →
Blogging My Family Movie Night

How to Sneak Out Without Getting Caught

By ContributorSeptember 17, 2010
akila613 is a master escape artist. We wonder how this Sparkler learned all these tricks...  —Sparkitors Sneaking out isn’t exactly on... More  →
How to Sneak Out Without Getting Caught

What to Do When Your Mom Packs an Embarrassing Lunch

By Ashley SpencerSeptember 14, 2010
Mothers have been doing it since the brown paper bag was invented: packing embarrassing lunches and stuffing them with the likes of... More  →
What to Do When Your Mom Packs an Embarrassing Lunch