I am a freshman who just started highschool and things are pretty weird. I am an in-the-closet-bisexual and not only do I find my friend hot and like her, but there is this guy who is a senior and has a girlfriend- but I don't even know his name! My friend is also bisexual but she is taken and doesn't like to date anyone younger than her. I have never had a boyfreind or a girlfriend or a kiss and I am freaking out about what to do! I think that I am just barely getting my hormones back because for about a year, I have not been intrested in anybody and worse yet, nobody has EVER been intrested in me. Can you help? Any advice will do, about becoming more appealing, becoming brave enough to come out, about admitting my crushes, anything. But, please, can you help?

First things first: There's no need to freak out. Just take a deep breath, order a pizza, and watch some cat videos until your heart rate returns to its normal resting state.

Okay?

Okay.

Programs like Summer Success at Agua Fria High School in Arizona are helping students prep for ninth grade by teaching them how to do things like "plan course schedules, make friends, join teams and clubs or even find a seat in the lunchroom." We love that lunchroom-seat-finding unit and want to sit in out of sheer morbid curiosity. But we can think of a few crucial additions to Agua Fria's course schedule. Freshly-minted froshes, you'll need classes on how to: