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It's Official: School Starts Too Early

By Valerie BurnAugust 26, 2014
Today in This Is Not News-news: school starts too early. If you're anything like us, your daily routine looks something like this: 6:00: Alarm... More  →
It's Official: School Starts Too Early

Life Advice from Smart Celebs

By Aislinn ShevlinMay 22, 2014
Plus jokes, selfies, and an Ikea nightmare in this week's celebrity Twitter slideshow!  ... More  →
Life Advice from Smart Celebs

How Adorable Is this Real-Life Version of the House from Up?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2014
True story: when we saw the 2009 Pixar film Up, the only thing we felt inspired to do afterward was cry into... More  →
How Adorable Is this Real-Life Version of the House from <i>Up</i>?

ALBY Returns Monday!

By Emily WinterApril 18, 2014
I despise bearing bad news (shouldn't have gotten that tattoo that says "We've run out of cheese."), but the gods at SparkNotes... More  →
ALBY Returns Monday!

5 Reasons to Get Psyched for the Paper Towns Movie

By kat_rosenfieldApril 17, 2014
If you've been sooooo excited about The Fault in Our Stars coming out this summer, you might have been too busy More  →
5 Reasons to Get Psyched for the <i>Paper Towns</i> Movie

This Teen Did Exactly What You Would Do if You Found $31K in Your Bank Account

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 28, 2014
Have you ever gone to check your bank balance and held your breath, because maybe, just maybe, there is a chance in... More  →
This Teen Did Exactly What You Would Do if You Found $31K in Your Bank Account

Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 28, 2014
And now for breaking coverage of Timberlake Christian School’s gender-bullying of an eight-year-old girl, we go to our news correspondent Dale, who... More  →
Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

Your Leggings Are Harlots!!!

By Janet ManleyMarch 21, 2014
Middle schoolers, hide your leg-shapes! Do not let your male classmates see your leg-shapes! Tell your male classmates that your legs are... More  →
Your Leggings Are Harlots!!!

Who Was Fred Phelps?

By H. Alan ScottMarch 21, 2014

So, old Fred Phelps died, you may have heard. You know his website (which won't link to). You know his church,

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Who Was Fred Phelps?

THERE IS A PHIL COLLINS CHOIR

By Janet ManleyFebruary 19, 2014
Sparklers, the news that there was not only a Phil Collins Day, but a Phil Collins children's choir has barreled... More  →
THERE IS A PHIL COLLINS CHOIR