We ranked the worst breakups in literature
Tfw you don't have the energy to deal with Mr. Rochester
How indecisive are you on a scale from 1 to Hamlet?
Classic literature, mansplained
Why Hermione should've dated Fred instead
never been kissed
MetalheadNBK Update: Things Are Lookin' Good!
March 20, 2012
is on a hot streak--but is he still a member of the illustrious NBK gang?--Sparkitors
What up, guys? Metalhead...
Valentine's Day Came and Went, and I'm Still NBK
February 29, 2012
gives us a long-overdue update on his LADY situation!--Sparkitors
Been a while, hasn't it, mein freunds? (That's the only German...
NBK Mankler: EMERGENCY ADVICE SESSION
January 25, 2012
You'd best strap on your insightful boots, Sparklers, because
needs your help, STAT! —Sparkitors
The Return of THAT GUY
January 12, 2012
I realize it’s been a while since I’ve had an update of the NBK persuasion for you guys. I’ve concocted a list...
Never Been Kissed
A Brand New NBK Series-By A Mankler!
January 9, 2012
won us over with his username, his cavalier use of the word "butt," and, of course, his hilarious post.
It's a Brand New Year-But I'm Still NBK
January 5, 2012
is back with a much-needed update on the status of his lurve life!—Sparkitors
It's been a while, Sparklurrz! Hope...
Operation Christmas: It's Ninja-Stealth-Mode Time!
December 16, 2011
Remember that series I was doing a long time ago? My “
Never Been Kissed” posts
? That whole thing? I’ve had...
A Wannabe NBK Makes Her Case
November 2, 2011
has high standards for a first kiss, and she's not accepting BK status until they're met. –Sparkitors
Metalhead's 1/8th Date!
November 1, 2011
has a VERY EXCITING update—but we don't want to spoil anything, so you'll have to read it for yourself!—Sparkitors
Metalhead Is Gonna Make a Move-But He Needs Your Help!
October 28, 2011
is back with more updates on his lurvveeee life—and ladies, he needs your input! (To catch up on his
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