names

How To Name Your Indie Band

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By: Brandon Specktor

So, you’re in a band! You wrote some material, met a drummer who doesn't smell like his parents' garage, and you’re finally getting that take ...

What Your Pet's Name Says About You

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By: Kathryn_Williams

"What's in a name?" Juliet asked. Well, if it's your pet's name, quite a lot, old Billy Boy. Unfortunately, unlike Cabbage Patch...

The Curse of the Name Cycle

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By: Contributor

We wonder what Beyonce and Jay-Z's new baby Blue Ivy would think about Shadow_of_Belladonna's post; is she yet another victim of the name...

Auntie SparkNotes: By Any Other Name

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

I have a little problem. For the past month and a half, I have been dating a really great girl, "Amy." Everything has...

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Shakespeare Was An Idiot

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By: Chelsea Dagger

That's right, we said it. That old bard was dumb as a bag of half-price bricks. All that "What's in a name? That which we ...

Naming My Laptop

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By: Contributor

When it comes time for us to name our future kids, we're definitely going to refer to RabidWrackspurt's ...

How to Name Inanimate Objects

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By: Contributor

Thanks to you, blacktophat, this ed's computer is now called Prince Barnaby McSwigglesworth Junior the Third. Classy, right? —Sparkitors

iPods do have ...

How to Name Your Online Business

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By: Rachel Korowitz

You've created MashIt.com, a site that generates perfect M.A.S.H. note responses! Or Turtlebook, the Facebook for turtles! Or Smoogle, the Google you can ...

How to Be Awesome: The Basics

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By: Contributor

Welcome to jgrudzy's LOL-worthy new column, How To Be Awesome, which is 5 percent grounded in reality and 95 percent absurd. Sparklers, think...

How to Pick Your Stage Name

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By: Sean Bombadil

Shakespeare (and Chelsea Dagger) once wrote "that which we call a rose by any other name would smell

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