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New Year's Resolution Ideas We Love

By AddisonJanuary 6, 2014
Hidey ho, Sparklies! Well, we're already into week two of 2014, and many New Year's resolutions are already in the dustbin. 2014,... More  →
New Year's Resolution Ideas We Love

52 Bad New Years Resolutions

By Erik BergstromJanuary 1, 2014
This is the year I never take my cape off! This is the year I put lipstick on my teeth! This is the year... More  →
52 Bad New Years Resolutions

Things to Do When You're Bored on NYE

By Kale BogdanovsDecember 31, 2013
There are lots of reasons a Sparkler might end up bored on New Year’s Eve: your friends all went to Belize for... More  →
Things to Do When You're Bored on NYE

28 Things That Happen In The Real World

By Bailey_SwilleyDecember 30, 2013
You have heard whispers that die when you get too close. You have heard conversations falter around "the world that must not... More  →
28 Things That Happen In The Real World

Last-Minute Christmas Gifts (For People You Don't Especially Like)

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 24, 2013
OH NO IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND YOU FORGOT THAT ONE DUDE YOU KNOW. Like, you didn't just forget to get him a... More  →
Last-Minute Christmas Gifts (For People You Don't Especially Like)

31 Things The NSA Learned From Your Internet Use This Year

By Jason SaenzDecember 18, 2013
You thought all those late-night Google searches were safe? The government has spies everywhere! Here are the SFW things the NSA has... More  →
31 Things The NSA Learned From Your Internet Use This Year

17 Mantras If You're Panicking During a Final

By RG DanielsDecember 17, 2013
There might be nothing more anxiety-ridden than Finals Week, except for getting taco sauce on those new paints you worked for months... More  →
17 Mantras If You're Panicking During a Final

How To Avoid The Winter Fattening

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 16, 2013
It's hard not to gain any weight during the winter months. Over the holiday period, Americans will consume over 500 million pounds... More  →
How To Avoid The Winter Fattening

11 Things We Learned From Midlake's AMA Chat

By Janet ManleyDecember 11, 2013
Today in Internet Treats for finals-crippled Sparklers and Manklers, the band Midlake went on Reddit for an "Ask Us Anything"... More  →
11 Things We Learned From Midlake's AMA Chat

New Girls Is Friends! Friends Is New Girl!

By Janet ManleyDecember 10, 2013
From the annals of People Watching Too Much TV comes the observation that the writers of New Girl are, most likely, wearing possessed... More  →
New Girls Is Friends! Friends Is New Girl!