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Auntie SparkNotes: My Sister Is Lying In Her Text Messages

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 28, 2014
Dear Auntie, I need advice concerning my sister. I recently saw some texts on her phone to her friend who she is also... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Sister Is Lying In Her Text Messages

Auntie SparkNotes: I Lied About My Virginity

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 28, 2014
Hi Auntie, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over a year and a half, and the relationship has... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Lied About My Virginity

Lies Our Parents Told Us (That We Totally Believed)

By Melissa AlbertSeptember 4, 2013
Little kids have no idea what’s going on. You can make them do pretty much anything by telling them they’re being timed,... More  →
Lies Our Parents Told Us (That We Totally Believed)

19 Promises You're Never Going to Keep

By Sean McCarthyAugust 27, 2013
1. “Just one more episode then I’m going to really buckle down and study.” 2. “What are you worried about? I’ll totally be... More  →
19 Promises You're Never Going to Keep

25 Responses to The Question "How Did You Break Your Arm?"

By Josh SorokachJuly 1, 2013
Unless your name is "Breakable, first name Un," there's a chance that at some point you're going to have to answer the... More  →
25 Responses to The Question

Lies About Unicorns

By Erik BergstromMarch 25, 2013
There are so many misconceptions about unicorns. Let's clear some of them up. ... More  →
Lies About Unicorns

Auntie SparkNotes: I Lied About Having Been Kissed

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 24, 2013
Hello! Okay, before you read this letter, I beg you NOT TO JUDGE ME TOO HARD... even though a fair amount of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Lied About Having Been Kissed

The Manti Te'o Girlfriend Hoax Is The Craziest Thing In The World

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 17, 2013
Once upon a time, back when cell phones were the size of bricks and nobody had ever heard of the internet, lonely... More  →
The Manti Te'o Girlfriend Hoax Is The Craziest Thing In The World

The Secret Life of Dan Bergstein

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 19, 2012
In honor of Secrets Week, let’s play the Secret Game (not to be confused with the Secrete Game...which will be saved for... More  →
The Secret Life of Dan Bergstein