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Going Through a Breakup? Use This Press Release to Let Everyone Know You're Single and Ready to Mingle

By Jason SaenzJanuary 20, 2015
Sometimes breakups are so painful that you want to shout from the rooftops when it's all over. To alert a mass audience... More  →
Going Through a Breakup? Use This Press Release to Let Everyone Know You're Single and Ready to Mingle

8 Tips For Starting School In a Crazy New Place

By Emily BrownAugust 4, 2014
Exactly 1.916 years ago, I was packaged comfortably into a milk crate and sent via speedboat to the exotic island of Montreal,... More  →
8 Tips For Starting School In a Crazy New Place

Valentine's Letters to My Former Self

By Bailey_SwilleyFebruary 11, 2014
Truth be told, the only life-long Valentine you'll ever have is yourself. So here are my love notes to my numero uno.... More  →
Valentine's Letters to My Former Self

A Letter From Anne, Your High School Lunch Lady

By RG DanielsAugust 22, 2013
Dear Students: Welcome back to school, you drooling horde of psychos! LOL! J/K! I was told by Principal Sanders to keep this letter... More  →
A Letter From Anne, Your High School Lunch Lady

Your Fill-in-the-Blank College Acceptance Letter

By Kathryn_WilliamsDecember 21, 2012
The early college acceptance letters have started to roll in (as well as those nasty rejection letters, but we'll leave that... More  →
Your Fill-in-the-Blank College Acceptance Letter

The World's Strangest Letter From a Secret Admirer

By RG DanielsOctober 10, 2012
Dear You— I am not always the best at writing down my feelings, but that is because I don't feel feelings usually, but... More  →
The World's Strangest Letter From a Secret Admirer

How To Write a Love Letter

By SissyJuly 26, 2012
Have you been pining over a summer love interest for the past month, oozing out sweat (constantly) and tears (occasionally)? It’s common... More  →
How To Write a Love Letter

The 10 Best and Worst Gifts to Send to Your Long-Distance Boyfriend

By FayeMay 29, 2012
Girlfriends are so easy to shop for. You just have to get them the usual things—flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to... More  →
The 10 Best and Worst Gifts to Send to Your Long-Distance Boyfriend

The Secret Journal of Taylor the Emo Blender (April 24, 2012)

By RG DanielsApril 24, 2012
::sigh:: Springtime. I guess. I can’t stop looking at Ariel. She’s the most beautiful teapot I’ve ever seen. When she whistles... More  →
The Secret Journal of Taylor the Emo Blender (April 24, 2012)