letters The Secret Journal of Taylor the Emo Blender (April 24, 2012) 7 By: RG Daniels ::sigh:: Springtime. I guess. I can’t stop looking at Ariel. She’s the most beautiful teapot I’ve ever seen. When she whistles it’s like a ... More» A Letter to My Sixteen-Year-Old-Self 20 By: Sissy Dear Sixteen-Year-Old-Self, Alright girl, seriously, what is with all the low-rise jeans and sparkly clothing? Does a top have to be completely covered in glitter for ... More» The Death of Snail Mail 33 By: Contributor BeastAC might think snail mail beats email, but she still emailed us this post. Just sayin.' —Sparkitors As time has progressed, lots of things ... More» I'm Not Joining Pottermore 195 By: Dan_Bergstein Dear J.K. Rowling, I regret to inform you that I will not be using your Pottermore.com website. Please feel free to cancel my account. Username: SandPotion137. ... More» From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform 42 By: Contributor jolieg15, just LOL. —Sparkitors Dear Mr. Bergstein, As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled with the attention ... More» Boy Hunt: Dear Crush... 10 By: Contributor We love reading other people's letters. Thanks for letting us spy, Geeraff! —Sparkitors Dear Hodgins, Hi... ... (Geeraff stares blankly at computer screen.) ... (Geeraff inhales, and slowly exhales.) ... More» 12 NextLast Page
